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(Dragon ShortZ opening. Inside homeowner's house. Doorbell rings. Goku dressed with wolf ears)

GOKU: Trick or treat.

HOMEOWNER: Oh, look at you. You a werewolf?

GOKU: Nope, I'm a furry! OwO, notices your candy wandy

(Homeowner shoves Goku out)

GOKU: Wuh, wait, no!

(Doorbell rings. Vegeta dressed as Dracula)

VEGETA: It is I! Dracula! Prince of all darkness! Now give me candy!

HOMEOWNER: Aw, what a cute vampire costume.

VEGETA: Wha--Cute? Woman! You said I was badass and sexy! You told me vampires were badass and sexy!

HOMEOWNER: Oh, who's that? Your mommy?

VEGETA: That is my wife!... Why are you staring at me like that?

(Homeowner closes the door. Doorbell rings. Goku again, dancing and singing)

GOKU: Dansa med oss. Klappa era händer-

(Homeowner closes the door)

GOKU: No, please, I'm sorry!

(Doorbell rings. Cell covered in wrappings)

HOMEOWNER: Ooo, scary, a mummy!

CELL: Actually, no, I was pranked on the way here. I would like to use your bathroom.

HOMEOWNER: Oh, uh... yeah, sure.

CELL: Thank you.

(Doorbell rings. Android 16 dressed as Frankenstein's monster. Android 19's head is his bucket)

#16: Trick or treat.

HOMEOWNER: Hey, a Frankenstein!

#16: False. I am Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein is the name of the-

HOMEOWNER: Look, do you want candy?

(#16's eyes flash red)

#16: Yes please. Do you have any Peeps?

HOMEOWNER: Actually, yeah! Here you go!

(#16's eyes flash red again)

#16: This is not a bird.

HOMEOWNER: Sorry, these are the Halloween ones.

(#16's eyes flash red again)

#16: Do you have any Gokus?

(Doorbell rings. Goku again, begging like a dog)

HOMEOWNER: Ugh, fine! Here, just take the chocolate and go!

GOKU: Yay! Chocolate for Goku! Wait, can dogs eat chocolate?

(#16 jumps on Goku and starts his self-destruct sequence)

#16: Ahhhhh!

GOKU: Oh, geez!

(Explosion off screen. Homeowner closes the door. Doorbell rings. Beerus wearing a pumpkin on his head)

BEERUS: Destruction or treat?

HOMEOWNER: Don't you mean Trick-Or-

BEERUS: No. I mean, (charges up an energy blast) give me all of your treats or I'll blow your house up.

HOMEOWNER: Okay, Jesus!

(Beerus stops the charging his energy blast)

HOMEOWNER: Kids today. (hands over his entire candy stash)

BEERUS: Very good. Whis! Next house! Oh, and if I find a single Mound bar in here... I'll wipe out humanity.

(Homeowner closes door and gulps. Doorbell rings. Kid Buu dressed as a witch)

BUU: Keke!

HOMEWONER: Oh, uh... I'm so sorry, kid. We're all out.

(Buu looks sad, then angry)

HOMEOWNER: Uh... you... you gonna be okay, ki-?

(Buu throws off his witch's hat to fire his food beam at the homeowner)

HOMEOWNER: Oh my go-!

(Cut to white then to Homeowner's POV from the ground. Kid Buu stands over him laughing, then picks him up)

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