(Dragon ShortZ opening. Inside homeowner's house. Doorbell rings. Goku dressed with wolf ears)
GOKU: Trick or treat.
HOMEOWNER: Oh, look at you. You a werewolf?
GOKU: Nope, I'm a furry! OwO, notices your candy wandy
(Homeowner shoves Goku out)
GOKU: Wuh, wait, no!
(Doorbell rings. Vegeta dressed as Dracula)
VEGETA: It is I! Dracula! Prince of all darkness! Now give me candy!
HOMEOWNER: Aw, what a cute vampire costume.
VEGETA: Wha--Cute? Woman! You said I was badass and sexy! You told me vampires were badass and sexy!
HOMEOWNER: Oh, who's that? Your mommy?
VEGETA: That is my wife!... Why are you staring at me like that?
(Homeowner closes the door. Doorbell rings. Goku again, dancing and singing)
GOKU: Dansa med oss. Klappa era händer-
(Homeowner closes the door)
GOKU: No, please, I'm sorry!
(Doorbell rings. Cell covered in wrappings)
HOMEOWNER: Ooo, scary, a mummy!
CELL: Actually, no, I was pranked on the way here. I would like to use your bathroom.
HOMEOWNER: Oh, uh... yeah, sure.
CELL: Thank you.
(Doorbell rings. Android 16 dressed as Frankenstein's monster. Android 19's head is his bucket)
#16: Trick or treat.
HOMEOWNER: Hey, a Frankenstein!
#16: False. I am Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein is the name of the-
HOMEOWNER: Look, do you want candy?
(#16's eyes flash red)
#16: Yes please. Do you have any Peeps?
HOMEOWNER: Actually, yeah! Here you go!
(#16's eyes flash red again)
#16: This is not a bird.
HOMEOWNER: Sorry, these are the Halloween ones.
(#16's eyes flash red again)
#16: Do you have any Gokus?
(Doorbell rings. Goku again, begging like a dog)
HOMEOWNER: Ugh, fine! Here, just take the chocolate and go!
GOKU: Yay! Chocolate for Goku! Wait, can dogs eat chocolate?
(#16 jumps on Goku and starts his self-destruct sequence)
#16: Ahhhhh!
GOKU: Oh, geez!
(Explosion off screen. Homeowner closes the door. Doorbell rings. Beerus wearing a pumpkin on his head)
BEERUS: Destruction or treat?
HOMEOWNER: Don't you mean Trick-Or-
BEERUS: No. I mean, (charges up an energy blast) give me all of your treats or I'll blow your house up.
HOMEOWNER: Okay, Jesus!
(Beerus stops the charging his energy blast)
HOMEOWNER: Kids today. (hands over his entire candy stash)
BEERUS: Very good. Whis! Next house! Oh, and if I find a single Mound bar in here... I'll wipe out humanity.
(Homeowner closes door and gulps. Doorbell rings. Kid Buu dressed as a witch)
BUU: Keke!
HOMEWONER: Oh, uh... I'm so sorry, kid. We're all out.
(Buu looks sad, then angry)
HOMEOWNER: Uh... you... you gonna be okay, ki-?
(Buu throws off his witch's hat to fire his food beam at the homeowner)
HOMEOWNER: Oh my go-!
(Cut to white then to Homeowner's POV from the ground. Kid Buu stands over him laughing, then picks him up)
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