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And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh... is the second episode of Team Four Star's DragonBall Z Abridged. The episode was first uploaded toYouTube on July 9, 2008.
Summary[]
As Piccolo and Goku fly to Raditz's location, Goku asks Piccolo if his green skin and being hatched from an egg means he's a Yoshi. Piccolo sarcastically says yes. Goku, not realizing the sarcasm, asks if he may ride Piccolo.
Meanwhile, Raditz is angrily screaming at Gohan to stop crying. Seeing that his angry screaming does not help, he tosses Gohan in the pod. As he is about to rest, Piccolo and Goku show up and challenge him to a fight. After he notices they are getting stronger from removing clothing, he begins to get naked, thinking nudity makes you stronger on this planet, until Goku informs him that they are just wearing weighted clothing. Raditz, embarrassed and angered, attacks Piccolo and Goku. After failing to land a hit on Raditz, he finally launches two energy blasts at them, missing Goku and hitting Piccolo. Goku taunts Raditz for missing him just to be kicked by Raditz. When Goku gets up, he offers Piccolo a high five before noticing he lost his arm and decides to just congratulate him on a good job.
Goku and Raditz being impaled by Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon.
Piccolo informs Goku that he has good news and bad news, the good news being he has an attack that he can use with just one arm, and the bad news is that Goku will have to hold him off for 5 minutes despite Raditz beating both of them in under one. Goku attacks Raditz with confidence only to be beaten until Goku grabs his tail twice, both times being convinced that Raditz is truly sorry and let him go. Raditz knocks him down and stomps on Goku, breaking his ribs. Gohan, who is angered at Raditz for beating his father, breaks free from the pod and headbutts Raditz which wounds him badly. Raditz attacks Gohan (TFS states they do not condone child violence, yet they find it hilarious) and knocks him out. When Raditz is going to kill Gohan, Goku performs a Full Nelson on Raditz and tells Piccolo to give a signal before firing the beam. Instead, Piccolo just launches his Special Beam Cannon, he originally attempts to say the Japanese name but fails to pronounce it, and impales them both, killing Raditz. Krillin, Roshi, and Bulma arrive to help only to notice that Goku has been killed. Krillin offers Goku a Senzu Bean, but Goku says his lungs are destroyed and takes his final breath and dies. Krillin, joyously surprised, remarks that he is not the first person to die in this series, but Master Roshi says that it's "Too soon" for that kind of talk. Piccolo then grows his arm back, kidnaps Gohan, and flies off. Krillin calls out for someone to stop Piccolo, only to silence.
In the Stinger, Goku orders Gohan to do a Headbutt, which parodies a Pokémon battle by saying his headbutt was super-effective.
Cast[]
- MasakoX â Goku, Gohan, Master Roshi
- Lanipator â Piccolo, Krillin, Phil Ken Sebben, Mountain Climber
- Vegeta3986 â Raditz
- KaiserNeko â Ambiguous Voice
- Megami33 â Bulma
Music[]
- Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Hironobu Kageyama
- "The Atonement" from Fullmetal Alchemist
Running Gags[]
- Krillin Owned Count 2: Master Roshi tells Krillin to shut up after Krillin blames him for not stopping Piccolo from kidnapping Gohan.
- This is the first Own that was originally made by Team Four Star
- This is the first episode that Krillin makes an unnecessary comment and someone else tells him that it is "Too soon."
- Piccolo's inability to pronounce "MakankĆsappĆ" becomes another big gag later on when he decides to ask his fusee Nail what he should re-name it, seeing as he can only call it by its rather unimpressive English name. Even Kami didn't know how its correct pronunciation at first.
Trivia[]
- When Piccolo impales the Saiyan brothers, his beam crashes into a mountain and you hear "Ricola" before being cut off and screaming in terror. This is a reference to the slogan used by the company of the same name.
- When Raditz is crushing Goku's ribs, Goku ends up stopping mid-sentence to utter out, "Mmm... Ribs." which is a reference to Homer Simpson's famous catchphrase: "Mmm... Donuts."
- Unlike the original anime, Goku grabs Raditz tail twice and gets knocked down twice.
- In the original anime Piccolo explains why he decides to take Gohan, whereas in DBZ Abridged, Piccolo just takes Gohan with hardly a word.
- A deleted scene shows that Goku used the Kamehameha while distracting Raditz as Piccolo charged the Makankosappo but fails to scratch him. While they were disappointed for not using it (considering it was the first Kamehameha of the series) it didn't turn out the way they wanted it to be.
- Goku asks Piccolo if he's a Yoshi because his father spat him out as an egg. However, Yoshi's do not spit out eggs; Birdos do.
- Phil Ken Sebben from the television series, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, makes a cameo saying his catchphrase "Ha Ha, Dangly Parts".
- This episode introduces the standard outro for the series. A shot of the four-star Dragon Ball appearing from the original Japanese opening is seen, changing into the stylized version used in Team Four Star's logo, before flying off the screen and revealing the DBZA logo on a black background, while the eye catch B (returning from commercial break) theme plays.
- Lanipator and KaiserNeko both admitted during the 15th Anniversary commentary video, that they regret the 2nd Krillin Owned instance (where Roshi goes "Shut up Krillin" and admit they no longer consider it Krillin getting owned.
Episode Transcription (English)[]
GOKU: Hey Piccolo, mind if I ask you somethin'?
PICCOLO: What is it?
GOKU: Youâre not human either, right?
PICCOLO: Yeah...?
GOKU: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?
PICCOLO: What about it?
GOKU: Are... Are you a Yoshi?
PICCOLO [sarcastic]: ...Yes, Goku; Iâm a green f***ing dinosaur!
GOKU: Can... Can I ride you?
PICCOLO: Huuuurrrrgh...!
[Gohan crying]
RADITZ: Shut up.
[Gohan continues crying]
RADITZ: I said shut up!
[Gohan continues crying]
RADITZ: SHUT UP! Dammit, why isnât screaming angrily making you cry less?!
[Gohan continues crying]
RADITZ: Aw, to hell with this, you're roomin' in the time-out pod.
[Gohan's cries are silenced by Raditz closing the pod door]
RADITZ (Mentally): 'Thank sweet merciful God thatâs over.'
RADITZ: Now I can just sit back and--
[Scouter beeps]
RADITZ: ...beat the crap out of whoeverâs coming, (Sigh), great...
GOKU: Raditz, give me back my son! Wheeeeee!
RADITZ: Hmmm... so, youâre here already... and I see you brought the Namekian as well.
GOKU: A-actually, that hasnât been explained yet.
RADITZ: Oh... Well, itâs not like anyone cares about him anyway.
PICCOLO: Well, screw you too!
{THUD}
GOKU: Piccolo? You use weighted training clothes as well?
PICCOLO: No, Goku; I just *love* to get naked when Iâm around you.
RADITZ (Mentally): 'Their power level is rising...'
RADITZ: So... nudity makes you stronger on this planet!
[Raditz unzips]
GOKU: Uh, no; weâre wearing weighted clothing.
[Raditz zips back up] RADITZ: Oh... of course! Because that would be ridiculous! A-hahahaha...!
[Awkward silence]
PICCOLO: So that hair *does* compensate for something.
PHIL KEN SEBBEN: Ha ha! Dangly parts.
RADITZ: SHUT UP!
GOKU: ERGH!
PICCOLO: OOARGH! OK, what the hell was that?
GOKU: I donât know! But letâs try it again... from *behind*!
GOKU: AHHHH! PICCOLO: HURRRGH! AGHH! GUWAH!
PICCOLO: We *really* shouldnât be announcing our attack strategy--
GOKU: Rush him!
PICCOLO: Dammit, Goku!
GOKU: HURRRGH!
PICCOLO: Will you at least try to dodge this one?!
GOKU: Dodge wha--? WHOA, GEEZ!
PICCOLO: ARRGH!
GOKU: Ha! You missed me--!
RADITZ: My bad.
{SLAM}
GOKU: AGH! Ugh!
RADITZ: [chuckling] Hu-hu-hu-hu!
GOKU (Mentally): 'Note to self: Less talky, more fighty.'
GOKU: Ahh... Hey, Piccolo, we may be taking a beating, but at least we managed to dodge that one. High fiiii-EEEE-ee! Uh... handsha-- Thumbs u-- ...G-good job.
RADITZ: HAHA, AHAHAha, AHAHha! "Aw, excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You canât miss it - itâs green!" Hahaha...!
[Raditz continues to laugh] PICCOLO: Yeah... anyway, listen. Iâve got one more attack that should do it. Upside is, I can use it with one arm.
GOKU: And what's the down side?
PICCOLO: Youâll have to distract him while I charge it...
GOKU: That's not too ba--
PICCOLO: ...For five minutes. And considering he beat us to a pulp in under one-- eh... ah, never mind, Iâm sure you can handle it.
GOKU: Wow... you really have that much faith in me?
PICCOLO: Yeah, sure... why not?
GOKU: Well then, I wonât disappoint you. Here goes nothin'! HURRRGH! Ready or not, here I co--! AGGGHH!
[Sounds of Goku getting thrashed throughout]
PICCOLO [to the tune of âMahna Mahnaâ] (Mentally): âȘ 'Dun dunnnn duh dun dun...' âȘ 'Mahna mahna' âȘ 'Dun duh dun duh...' âȘ 'Mahna mahna. Dunnn duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh duh, dunna' âȘ 'I'm a charginâ my attack.' âȘ
GOKU: Ha! Got your tail!
RADITZ: Please let me go?
GOKU: Well... since you asked nicely... AHHH!
[Goku continues to get pummeled]
PICCOLO (Mentally): 'Perhaps on second thought, a whole five-minute startup time for an attack is preeetty abysmal in terms of usability in battle...'
GOKU: Piccolo help! Ha! Got your tail! Again!
RADITZ: Please let go?
GOKU: Iâm not falling for that again!
RADITZ: Pretty please let me go?
GOKU: Wellllll... Ooh, OW! Spine! OW! Ribs! Definitely ribs!
RADITZ: Aha! Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle... A cunning strategy! No... no n-not âcunningâ... Whatâs the opposite of that?
PICCOLO: "Ret*rded"?
RADITZ: That's it! Thank you! Now, disregarding the Namekian, I--
GOKU: Uh-uh! A Yoshi!
PICCOLO: Iâm not a goddamn Yoshi!
GOKU: But you said you were!
PICCOLO: Itâs called "sarcasm"!
GOKU: Whatâs that taste like?
PICCOLO: Damn it, Goku!
{CRACK}
GOKU: AHH!
RADITZ: STOP IGNORING ME!
GOKU: Aagh, my *ribs*! *I think you broke my*...! [dreamily] Mmmmmm~ ribs...
GOKU: Ow. Ow. Ow!
RADITZ: Eurrrgh! Stop... ignoring... me... and DIE!
[Scouter beeps] RADITZ: Huh?
GOHAN: Stop beating up my Daddy~!
{BOOM}
GOHAN: AAAHH!
RADITZ: Nooo, my space pod--! AAAUGH! My space armor!
PICCOLO: We get it; youâre from space!
RADITZ: Ughh! Uhhhh...!
{THUD} GOHAN: Uhh!
GOKU: G-Gohan?
GOHAN: Huh?
GOKU: What... was that?
GOHAN: Daddy!
GOKU: No, no; seriously, what the hell was that? We were getting slaughtered out there, and you could do tha--
[Gohan whimpers]
GOKU: Oh, crap...
RADITZ: Uncle Raditz is PISSED!!
{DING}
{DING}
{WHAM}
GOKU: Wait... hold on!
RADITZ: Or what? Mr. Shattered Ribs is going to stop me?
GOKU: Listen, you donât understand! Nothing you could do could ever compare to what Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died.
RADITZ: Well, sucks to be you.
GOKU (Mentally): 'I donât have any choice. I have to use my last technique!'
RADITZ: NOW, DIE!
[Dramatic sting]
GOKU: Full Nelson!
RADITZ: A Full Nelson? That wonât work on me; Iâm *Raditz*!
[Both Saiyans grunt]
RADITZ: OK, let go!
[Both Saiyans continue to grunt]
RADITZ: Seriously, this is starting to piss me off! Hurh!
GOKU: Piccolo!
PICCOLO: Ready!
RADITZ: HURRRGH!
GOKU: Good! Just make sure you give me a signal before you fire that thing. Iâm right behind him!
RADITZ: HURGGH!
PICCOLO: Oh, sure. Iâll give you a signal. Itâll be the last signal youâll ever *get*!
PICCOLO [distant]: Muahahahaha! Rahahahahahahahahahahaa!
GOKU: Well, OK, as long as weâre clear on that.
PICCOLO: MAKANSA... (Sigh), MAKAKASAPOP... (Sigh), MEKKASAPPA... oh, to hell with it! SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
RADITZ [choked]: Aaah...!
GOKU: Is that what youâre going to yell out when you-- OH, GOD!!
RICOLA GUY: Riiiiiicolaaaa-- {BOOM} AAAHAAHAAH!
RADITZ: Aagh!
GOKU: Augh!
RADITZ: Dammit! Ungh... And there was no way I could have gotten out of there!
PICCOLO: You know, you couldâve flown.
RADITZ: Damn you, hindsiiiiight! Bleh.
KRILLIN [through speakers]: Goku! After several hours of debating, we decided you might need our--
[Jet engine groaning]
KRILLIN: ...*Aah, crap*. Goku! You can't die! Here, I brought a Senzu bean!
GOKU: I donât think thatâs gonna work.
KRILLIN: Why not?
GOKU: I sort of have a hole in my esophagus...
KRILLIN: Wait, then how are you breathing?
GOKU: U-uhh...
KRILLIN: Goku?
GOKU [Mumbling]: Huhh...
KRILLIN: Goku...?
KRILLIN: Holy crap... Iâm not the first person to die in this series!!
[Needle scratch]
ROSHI: Krillin!
KRILLIN: What?
ROSHI: Too soon!
BULMA: I canât believe heâs gone.
PICCOLO: Yeah. Pity, that. RRAAAARRRGH!! Errrughh...
KRILLIN: Wait, what the hell? You can regenerate?
PICCOLO: Yeah; and you know what else?
KRILLIN: What?
PICCOLO: IâmtakingGohanBye!
KRILLIN: Quick... somebody stop him!
[Chirping crickets]
KRILLIN: Dammit, Roshi!
ROSHI: Shut up, Krillin.
{DING}
KRILLIN: Aww...
[ â« OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS â« ]
GOKU: Gohan! Do a Headbutt!
[â« PokĂ©mon battle music â«] GOHAN: GoooHAN!
This transcription was produced by Splendaaa/1plainicecreamcone by taking the original English Captions by (ANONYMOUS) and editing them slightly to have more clarity when read without video accompaniment. (If you edit this transcription, please leave this original credits segment <and add your own name, if you wish> so that my hours of effort aren't all for nothing! - thank you, Splendaaa)
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