"Bald This Way" is a music video in DragonBall Z Abridged made by The Baldest Kids You Know (Team Four Star). It is a parody of the song, "Born This Way", a musical number by Lady Gaga.
Tagline[]
The Baldest Kids You Know are back with their brand new single, Bald This Way!
This video premiered at Connecticon 2011, which was a blast! Hope to see you all again next year!
Lyrics[]
Nappa:
♪I doesn’t matter if you love me or capital M-E♪
♪Just put your heads up♪
♪’Cause you are bald this way, baby♪
♪My momma told me when I was young,♪
♪“You’re gonna roam the stars!”♪
♪She combed my tail, put my armor on♪
♪And sent me off in my space pod♪
Krillin:
♪First, all ya gotta do is shave your hair♪
♪And wax that bitch until it shines♪
♪Who gives a crap if all the children stare♪
♪Just listen up and you’ll be fine♪
Nappa:
♪I’m beautiful in my way♪
♪Kami makes no mistakes♪
♪I’m on the right track, baby♪
♪I am bald this way!♪
Krillin:
♪Don’t fill yourself with regret♪
♪Just power up and you’re set♪
♪You’re on the right path, baby♪
♪And you’re bald this way!♪
Nappa & Krillin:
♪Bald this way!♪
After the Song[]
*Tien isn't saying his lines*
Nappa: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, du-- TIEN! What are you doing? That was your line!
Tien: Yeah, I'm not doing it.
Nappa: I thought we talked about this.
Tien: Yeah, you talked. I said no.
Nappa: Look, it took a long time to put this together, Piccolo's in the outfit--
Piccolo: (shown with Yoshi plushes on him) I'm in the outfit.
Tien: That's because you have no friends.
Piccolo: (runs off crying)
Nappa: What the f**k Tien?
Krillin: Oh jeez!
Tien: I am not. Doing. Your stupid. Song. Parody.
Nappa: Why--
Tien: F**k you, that's why.
Nappa: (off-screen, during the credits) Welp, looks like that's a wrap. What a load of bulls**t. We put together a whole sound studio, a whole cast of trained background dancers, screecher, blug-blug and (screeching sound)! This was such an original idea too, no one's ever thought of making a Lady Gaga parody before! (sigh) And it all gets derailed because of some primadonna. Well, I guess this would be a post-madonna, if you think about it. Hey, I got an idea, I could always do Friday!
♪It's Fri--♪
Credits[]
“Bald This Way”
by The Baldest Kids You Know
Original Song
“Born this Way”
by Lady Gaga
Portal 2 is owned by Valve
“Born this Way” is owned
by Lady Gaga and
Interscope Records
DragonBall Z is owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, FUJI TV and Akira Toriyama
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