(Outside Majin Buu's house, Buu is holding a dog that he shows to Mr. Satan.)
BUU: Buu hungry! Buu eat doggy!
MR. SATAN: No Buu! We do not eat dogs!
BUU: Buu confused. If humans eat cows and pigs, why no eat dogs?
MR. SATAN: Because they're cute, domesticated, and functional.
BUU: So same reason Buu not eat you.
MR. SATAN: Yes??
BUU: Then Buu want Doordash!
MR. SATAN: Oh come on, they're overpriced!
BUU: Uber Eats!
MR. SATAN: That's worse!
BUU: Postmates!
MR. SATAN: They're all bad, Buu!
BUU: THEN BUU EAT DRIVER!
MR. SATAN: Just don't eat people no more! Use your magic and turn rocks into food!
BUU: (gasp) Satan is genius! (heals the dog) No eat people no more. Eat rocks instead!
(Buu begins playing with the dog.)
MR. SATAN: (thinking) Wait a second. Did I just... save humanity? I did! I saved the world! Everything's gonna be-
(As the dog jumps for the ball, it gets shot.)
MR. SATAN: Fucked.
(Buu screams as steam shoots out from his head.)
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