(Kenshiro slowly approaches Cell in the Cell Games arena)
CELL: Oh, goody! It's... this guy!
(Kenshiro continues to approach Cell before stopping in the middle of the arena)
CELL: So then, Road Warrior, how can Mr. Perfect Cell help you?
(Kenshiro cracks his knuckles)
CELL: So, a man of few words. I can respect tha-
KENSHIRO: Hey!
CELL: Okay, just cut me off.
KENSHIRO: Bugman.
CELL: Homeless Man.
KENSHIRO: The meat part of you, your muscles. Is that bug meat? Or man meat?
CELL: Are we talking percentage? because at least thirty percent if we include-
KENSHIRO: I don't care for man meat.
CELL: ...Look, you clearly got off at the wrong bus stop, so why don't you-
KENSHIRO: HuuurrraAAAAAAGHHH
(Kenshiro's shirt rips open)
CELL: Okay, but why, though?
KENSHIRO: Sho!
(Kenshiro launches at Cell and begins striking him repeatedly)
KENSHIRO: Rrata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-TAA!! Atoh! Atoh! Awa-wa-wa-wa-wa.
(Kenshiro realizes his attacks aren't working)
CELL: My god, how did you know I was deathly allergic to tickling?
(Cell starts laughing)
KENSHIRO: You're already dead.
(Cell continues laughing until his chest up explodes and he screams. He suddenly regenrates)
CELL: AUGH! CHRIST! DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE ALREADY AND ASSHOLE!?
KENSHIRO: Are you going to... eat that?
(Kenshiro points to Cell's arm on the floor)
CELL: No. No, I am not.
KENSHIRO: Well... may I?
CELL: Sure... make it your last meal. Because after that, you're dead!
KENSHIRO: No, you are, already. Again.
(Cell screams and explodes again)
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