(Cell stands in a now-3D Cell Games arena, looking at his now-3D hands)
CELL: Hm. I feel different.
(Ken Masters and Ryu are suddenly standing behind Cell)
KEN: Hey ugly!
(Cell ignores him)
KEN: Hey! I'm talkin' to you!
CELL: Me? I'm sorry, I heard "ugly" and assumed you must be talking to someone else.
RYU: Beauty is in the fight of the beholder.
KEN: Name's Ken Masters, and this is Ryu. You're the six-and-a-half-foot tall pain in our butts who's threatening to destroy the world, aren't you?
CELL: six-foot-eight, actually. By your get-ups, I'm assuming you're here to challenge me.
RYU: The truth lies in the heart of battle.
KEN: Eh, d-don't pay attention to that, it's just how he communicates.
RYU: The only way warriors can truly communicate is with our fists!
CELL: What about our... (Cell's mouth becomes incredibly realistic) mouths?
KEN: Stand back, Ryu... I'm gonna take the fisrt and only round.
CELL: Ho-oh boy, excellent! Then let us begin!
(A Street Fighter style display appears showing Cell's name as "Mr. P. Cell" and Ken's name as "Weirdface Ken")
ANNOUNCER: Are you ready? Go!
KEN: Shippu Jinraikyaku!
(Cell easily blocks four kicks and a knee)
KEN: ...uh, hey Ryu? Uh, you wanna-
CELL: Shoryuken!
(Ken is launched into the air)
KEN: AAAGHHHH!
RYU: Ken, no!
(Ryu begins transforming into Evil Ryu)
RYU: The... the Dark Hado! It's coming out! I... can't... control it! It's going to... overtake me!
(From Cell's perspective, Ryu is just kneeling and convulsing)
CELL: ...Have you tried praying it away?
RYU: Consciousness... losing... consciousness... Fading into... darkness...
(Ryu kneels on the ground, unconscious)
CELL: Well, at least someone finally threw a punch...
(Evil Ryu pops up. Cell is briefly shocked)
EVIL RYU: EEEEEEEH!
CELL: AAAAAAAAGH!
(Evil Ryu approaches Cell. The screen goes black as impact sparks appear on screen. In the darkness, Cell appears with Evil Ryu unconscious at his feet)
CELL: ...WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?
ANNOUNCER: You win!
KEN: AAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
(Ken falls from the sky and splats into the dirt)
ANNOUNCER: Perfect!
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