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(Cell stands in a now-3D Cell Games arena, looking at his now-3D hands)

CELL: Hm. I feel different.

(Ken Masters and Ryu are suddenly standing behind Cell)

KEN: Hey ugly!

(Cell ignores him)

KEN: Hey! I'm talkin' to you!

CELL: Me? I'm sorry, I heard "ugly" and assumed you must be talking to someone else.

RYU: Beauty is in the fight of the beholder.

KEN: Name's Ken Masters, and this is Ryu. You're the six-and-a-half-foot tall pain in our butts who's threatening to destroy the world, aren't you?

CELL: six-foot-eight, actually. By your get-ups, I'm assuming you're here to challenge me.

RYU: The truth lies in the heart of battle.

KEN: Eh, d-don't pay attention to that, it's just how he communicates.

RYU: The only way warriors can truly communicate is with our fists!

CELL: What about our... (Cell's mouth becomes incredibly realistic) mouths?

KEN: Stand back, Ryu... I'm gonna take the fisrt and only round.

CELL: Ho-oh boy, excellent! Then let us begin!

(A Street Fighter style display appears showing Cell's name as "Mr. P. Cell" and Ken's name as "Weirdface Ken")

ANNOUNCER: Are you ready? Go!

KEN: Shippu Jinraikyaku!

(Cell easily blocks four kicks and a knee)

KEN: ...uh, hey Ryu? Uh, you wanna-

CELL: Shoryuken!

(Ken is launched into the air)

KEN: AAAGHHHH!

RYU: Ken, no!

(Ryu begins transforming into Evil Ryu)

RYU: The... the Dark Hado! It's coming out! I... can't... control it! It's going to... overtake me!

(From Cell's perspective, Ryu is just kneeling and convulsing)

CELL: ...Have you tried praying it away?

RYU: Consciousness... losing... consciousness... Fading into... darkness...

(Ryu kneels on the ground, unconscious)

CELL: Well, at least someone finally threw a punch...

(Evil Ryu pops up. Cell is briefly shocked)

EVIL RYU: EEEEEEEH!

CELL: AAAAAAAAGH!

(Evil Ryu approaches Cell. The screen goes black as impact sparks appear on screen. In the darkness, Cell appears with Evil Ryu unconscious at his feet)

CELL: ...WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?

ANNOUNCER: You win!

KEN: AAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO!

(Ken falls from the sky and splats into the dirt)

ANNOUNCER: Perfect!

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