(Cell stands in the middle of the Cell Games arena)
CELL: (thinking to himself) I can't believe we're making more of these instead of episodes. (gasp. Still thinking) A theme song! that's what I need. A badass theme song for my Cell Games. Presented by Hetap. I wonder, could they get me Jam Project? Well, on this short a timeframe. What day is it anyway?
(Genos drops out of the sky and crashes into the ring. Saitama follows him down, landing considerably softer)
GENOS: Master, I believe we have arrived.
CELL: Oh my g- I'm a sun dial for pests!
SAITAMA: I'm surprised you even found this place, Genos. The heck does 28KS.5 mean?
CELL: I needed to be specific. I needed to be way more specific with my message.
SAITAMA: Hi, I'm Saitama, Hero for fun, or... well... I mean, I'm technically employed by the Hero Association, but, uhh-
GENOS: He's here to end your miserable life, monster!
SAITAMA: Yeah. What the cyborg said.
CELL: Ah, good. And how are you going to do that? Stop one of my hearts? Blow my torso up? Or play me in a children's card game? Which, admittedly, was actually kinda fun.
SAITAMA: I was thinking about punching you, actually.
CELL: Oh. Well, as long as it's not keeping you from your chemotherapy.
GENOS: Master! Allow me to take point.
SAITAMA: You sure about that, Geny? You kinda know how this goes, right?
GENOS: I recently received several performance upgrades from the genius, Dr. Kuseno. I assure you, this first attack... will be the finishing blow!
(Genos charges at Cell and is swatted into a nearby mountain range)
CELL & SAITAMA: (sarcastic) Oh, wow, who saw that one coming? Ha! You owe me a Hetap. Ha! You owe me two Hetaps! (sigh)
(A quick shot of Genos unconscious on the ground)
CELL: How about you, Caillou? You wanna throw that punch now?
SAITAMA: Oh, I just tagged along with him. I'm actually gonna wait for the tournament. If there's a bunch of strong guys showing up, I don't wanna miss it.
CELL: Well, then, Caped Baldy, if you want to be, literally, the first person to follow the rules I set... then the tournament it is.
SAITAMA: You bet, cockroach king. But don't be surprised if I hit a little harder than Genos.
CELL: Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
SAITAMA: You and me both.
CELL: I'll see you, tomorrow.
SAITAMA: Dang right, you- Waaaaiiiiit, tomorrow?
CELL: Yes.
SAITAMA: As in, tomorrow tomorrow?
CELL: The f*cking Sabbath, yes!
SAITAMA: Oh, geez. No can do, then. There's a sale going on at the grocery tomorrow and our pantry is lookin' pretty barren. If I don't hit up, we're just leaving money on the table. Let's just do it Monday.
CELL: You're joking. If I win the tournament... (scoff) when I win the tournament, there won't be a Monday.
SAITAMA: Nah, it'll be fine. Now, uhh, don't mind me, I'm gonna go grab Genos.
CELL: ...That's it? Seriously!?
(Saitama leaves)
CELL: I feel like I'm not the only one being blue-balled right now.
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