(Yami Yugi approaches Cell in the Cell Games arena)
YAMI: Perfect Cell!
CELL: (wakes up) Oh, wha-mm-wha-who, what?
YAMI: I've come to duel you! And end this madness!
CELL: Good lord, with hair like that I bet you've never lost a game of "Who's the Protag?".
YAMI: I hail from ancient Egypt. A long since buried Pharaoh, I once ruled over the land commanding magicians, dragons. the very ground beneath your feet!
CELL: Alright, I'm actually getting a little excited now!
YAMI: (places his deck in his duel disk) I was unrivaled in my time. And now I stand here in modern day as King! So, Perfect Cell... Do you accept my challenge? Or do you bow to the whims of my majesty?
CELL: Finally, someone who gets it! Ebb forth your divine providence, mighty Pharaoh! And let us upheave the land with our battle!
YAMI: Then it's time... to d-d-d-d- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!... Wh-Where's your deck?
CELL: My d-d-d-d- d-d-d-d-deck?
YAMI: Yes, your deck! Also, the hologram projectors! What are we gonna do this analog? Because, I mean, I can, but we're gonna have to get a little closer.
CELL: Is this a prank? Which one is it? Ashton or Jamie? Oh, please don't tell me it's Bam Margera.
YAMI: I'm trying to duel you! In Duel Monsters...
CELL: "Duel... Monsters"?
YAMI: It's a children's card game! Ancient Egyptians loved it!
CELL: F*ck, I'm down! How do we play?
(CAPTION: Later)
YAMI: What do you mean I can't use Monster Reborn!?
CELL: (holding up and official Yu-Gi-Oh! Rulebook) Yup, right here in the rulebook you gave me: "Monster Reborn has been tournament illegal since 2004." I mean, it's been off and on since then, but it's... it's currently forbidden, so...
YAMI: But this isn't a tournament!
CELL: Isn't it? (full shot of arena) Is it not?
YAMI: Fine. Then I play Pot of Greed!
CELL: Also banned!
YAMI: What!?
CELL: 2005.
YAMI: Then Brain Control!
CELL: 2010!
YAMI: Slifer the Sky-
CELL: Oh, come on, all God cards are banned.
YAMI: F*ck you!
CELL: Also, it's eight thousand life points, not four. No idea where you got that from.
YAMI: You're full of shit! I'm taking my Millennium Puzzle and teenage boy's body and going home!
CELL: Also, it's cheating to have someone else help you during a game. Byeeeeeee!... That is a deep voice for a 14-year-olf, my god!
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