"Deities, Devils, and Doing the Dirty" is the twenty-sixth episode of the third season of Team Four Star's DragonBall Z Abridged and is the fifty-sixth episode overall. It was uploaded to YouTube on November 25, 2016. This also makes the last appearance of Fuji TV in the disclaimer.
Tagline[]
Goku deals with Chi-Chi as the world searches for a new Kami.
Synopsis[]
Krillin mentions to Goku that it's been years since they've hung out as friends, especially with the fight against Cell coming. Goku however states he has the weight on his shoulders, and sometimes wonders if he can do it. Krillin thinks it's about Cell, but Goku reveals he's talking about the sex he has with Chi-Chi, which they've been having nonstop since he got out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
Back at Kame House, Krillin, Gohan, and Yamcha are watching TV when they spot a news report on the World Martial Arts Champion: Hercule Satan. Satan challenges Cell and boasts that he will defeat him. Yamcha then questions if the crowd knew what they were chanting but was confirmed with the continued chant "Hail Satan".
Meanwhile, a very nervous reporter is at the Cell Games Arena and tries to get an interview with Cell. Cell happily agrees to it and begins at the very beginning.
Goku is exhausted from frequent sex, to which Krillin suggests he disappear for a while. Goku agrees and takes Krillin and Gohan up to the Lookout to rejoin Piccolo and Trunks. Piccolo doesn't want to talk about his time in the Time Chamber, though Krillin admits he doesn't want to go in since he doesn't want to risk his life without the Dragon Balls. This causes Gohan to realize that even if they defeat Cell, they won't be able to revive anyone that died in the crossfire. Goku asks Piccolo why he can't make new ones, though Piccolo explains that he's from the Warrior Clan, and Kami was from the Dragon Clan (despite them being from the same being), so they'll need someone from that clan in order to make new Dragon Balls. Krillin suggests going to New Namek and finding someone, but while they argue for a bit on how to get there, Goku teleports for a bit and comes back with a very frightened Dende.
Back at CapsuleCorp, Bulma shows Dr. Briefs a video she found in Android 16's files. It contains a video log on Dr. Gero's son who is calling about his time in the base and suggesting that he calls his new projects "Cyborgs". However, an alarm goes off, and it's revealed to be a young Goku. Goku blasts the area with a Kamehameha, killing Gero's son in the process. Bulma and Briefs are shocked by this, and Bulma also shows a bomb inside 16.
Back on the Lookout, Dende is informed about their situation, and while he's still angry about getting kidnapped by Goku, he reluctantly agrees to become the new guardian of Earth for Gohan. Mr. Popo hands him the statue of Shenron and prepares to make new Dragon Balls. It works, and Dende said he updated it to allow for 2 wishes (for multiple resurrections), and removed any chances of immortality wishes (so, according to Dende, there's "no more of that Freeza shit"). Gohan then realizes that Vegeta is still in the time chamber and has been there for three days. Mr. Popo comments that he "muted" the time chamber's time dilation, so one day outside the chamber is one day inside, then mentions that it's a mistake for one to go in there alone. Vegeta then comes out, having gone so far insane in the chamber that he had created his own version of Nappa to talk to, which consists of just a volleyball and a broom.
Later, Goku tells Chi-Chi that he needs to rest from sex for a while and go collect the Dragon Balls. Chi-Chi however tells him that it's fine, she took a pregnancy test, and they successfully conceived, much to Goku's shock. Goku goes to Capsule Corp, and after telling Bulma what happened, he takes the Dragon Radar and leaves. Meanwhile, as Dende is signing the contract to become the new guardian, Gohan asks what he should call him now. Dende doesn't mind what he calls him, but hits Krillin with his staff and tells him that from now on, he's going to call him Super Kami Dende.
Back at the Cell Game's Area, Cell finishes up his story, and the reporter thanks him. However, Cell kills the reporter because he didn't call him Mister Perfect Cell.
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- MasakoX â Goku, Gohan
- Lanipator â Krillin, Roshi, Vegeta, Piccolo, Mr. Popo
- Takahata101 â Cell, Dende
- KaiserNeko â Trunks, Press Release Announcer
- Megami33 - Bulma, Baby Trunks
- Remix â Android 16, Kami, Gebo (Dr. Gero son)
- Faulerro - Yamcha
- Antfish - Mister Satan
- Hbi2k - Dr. Brief, Nail
- Hnilmik - Chi-Chi
Also Featuring[]
- Michael "WalterMB" Hillman - Reporter
- xJerry64x - Cameraman
Music[]
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Cha-La Head-Cha-La (Variations)
- Hironobu Kageyama - Cha-La Head-Cha-La
- Bruce Faulconer - Hercule in Nightclub
- Kenji Yamamoto - Presentiment
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Sexy Girl Bulma
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Shenlong Appears
- Kenji Yamamoto - Tranquil Times
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Funky Kame-Sennin
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Chikyu Marugoto Cho-Kessen
- Norihito Sumitomo - Beerus's Wrath
Running Gags and Callbacks[]
- Dende wants others to call him "Super Kami Dende", just like how Guru wanted people to call him "Super Kami Guru".
- Dende keeps being called "Little Green".
- Dende's whistle hurts both Piccolo and himself. Whistling is painful to Namekians' ears, as we learned in Lord Slug Abridged.
- Goku finally learns where babies come from, something he didn't know since The Return of Raditz! ... Wait....
- It is possible that Cell wanting to be called "Mister" Perfect Cell is a reference to Piccolo. Piccolo has been shown to be wanted to call Mr. Piccolo when training Young Gohan, and since Cell has Piccolo's DNA in him, it could mean that it carried over to Cell.
- Future Gohan also wanted Future Trunks to call him Mr. Gohan.
- Cell's interview consists of him retelling everything from the original DragonBall series up to the current point.
Trivia[]
- This is the last episode of 2016.
- Before the disclaimer starts, Lanipator promotes the "CrunchyRoll" site and says that the site subs "DragonBall Super".
- Gohan is the sixth person to read the disclaimer more than once, after Vegeta, Freeza, Yamcha, Bulma, Cell, Chi-Chi, and Goku.
- Mr. Satan's first appearance in DragonBall Z Abridged, and the return of Dende since his appearance in "Freeza: The Final Cut".
- Android 16 is credited but doesn't have any lines in this episode. However, Dr. Gero's son, whom 16 was modeled after, has a speaking role.
- The scene with Dr. Gero's son is all original animation, a first for the series.
- The day and year when Dr. Gero's son's video was recorded was on the same day Goku attacked the Red Ribbon Headquarters.
- The bird cage and a painting of a bird in the background explains Android 16's obsession of birds inherited from Gero's son.
- Towards the end of the recording. Goku as a child can be heard firing a Kamehameha and a blue light is seen as it finishes.
- It was later revealed in DBZ Kakarot, that the soldier's name was Gebo
- There's a reference to the movie "Castaway" where Vegeta has made a drawing of Nappa's face on a volleyball.
- Dende's no-nonsense attitude and callous treatment of the Z-Fighters makes Mr. Popo smile for the first time since Piccolo fused with Kami.
- However, during the scene when Dende is asking what a dog and god is, Mr. Popo can be seen smiling. This may be due to animators forgetting to change his mouth into a frown to better suit is current personality.
- According to KaiserNeko, Goku & Krillin's conversation about their sex lives in the beginning of the episode was inserted due to a large portion of TFS's audience interpreting the sex scene at the end of the previous episode as rape (KaiserNeko himself stated that it was meant to be mutually-consensual aggressive sex).
- Bulma wasn't aware of the Dragon Balls not working anymore when Piccolo merged with Kami until Goku told her that they have Dragon Balls again.
- Piccolo refers to a group of Namekians as a "cornucopia", which is also the name for a group of slugs.
Episode Transcription (English)[]
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[SHOW BEGINS]
KRILLIN: Man, it feels like years since you and I just went fishing and chilled out. And of all times, right before a tournament to decide the fate of the world⊠Weird how stuff works out, am I right?
GOKU: Nobody knows, Krillin.
KRILLIN: Huh?
GOKU: Nobody knows the weight on my shoulders. I feel it... every day. Before I go to bed, when I wake up in the morning⊠Sometimes, I wonder⊠Can I do this?
KRILLIN: Wow, I, uh⊠I had no idea this Cell stuff was getting to you so badly.
GOKU: "Cell stuff"? I'm talking about Chi-Chi.
KRILLIN: Chi-Chi?
GOKU: She's been non-stop! Ever since I got out of the Chamber! In and out, day in and day out! She'll send Gohan for groceries five counties over in the middle of the day just to get him out of the house!
KRILLIN: You... know you can say "no", right?
GOKU: Well, duh! But it's a *challenge*, Krillin! And I never back down from a challenge. ...Also, it feels really good! Have you ever tried it?
KRILLIN: Like... with a real person?
GOHAN: Hey, Dad? Mom sent me to tell you to come home. She also told me to pick up a lot of... peanut butter?
GOKU: KrillinâŠ
KRILLIN: Look, if you're asking me to tag in, I'm willing butâ
GOKU: Wha... NO! Catch more fish while I'm gone!
KRILLIN: Oh, duh! Of course, like that'd ever workâŠ
GOKU: Yeah, no, it⊠...But if you had a wig...
[Crowd cheering on TV] PRESENTER [on TV]: And now, introducing your World Martial Arts Champion, the strongest man on the planet⊠Misteeeeeer⊠SATAAAAAAN!
[Satan theme playing] [Crowd cheers]
YAMCHA: Wait... Martial Arts Champion--? Uh, did we miss a tournament?!
ROSHI: Yeah, there was one last month.
KRILLIN: Damn it, we were busy training for the Androids!
ROSHI: What do either of you care?
YAMCHA and KRILLIN [off-screen]: Prize money!
PRESENTER: Mr. Satan, what do you have to say to your opponent?
SATAN: Now you listen here, "Cell". I know why you gave everyone a week to prepare for your *little tournament*! It's so you could spend the last seven days on Earth prayin'... that MR. SATAN WOULDN'T SHOW UP!
[Crowd cheers]
SATAN: So after I eat my Jimmy John's,
[Crowd cheers]
SATAN: and drink my HETAP,
[Crowd cheers]
SATAN: AND F*** MY HOT ASIAN WIFE...!
[Crowd cheers]
SATAN: I'm gonna squash you like the bug... you... are.
PRESENTER [on TV]: Mr. Satan, everybody!
YAMCHA: So... do they know what's going on with his name, orâ
CROWD: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN!
YAMCHA: ...Okay, yeah, they know. [Crowd continues chanting in the background]
{POP}
GOKU: Guys! I need help with my hot Asian wife!
CHI-CHI: Who told you you could LEAVE THE BEDROOM?!
GOKU [whispering]: Guys... don't tell her I'm hereâŠ!
JOURNALIST [o-s]: This is bullshit, man! This is suicide...!
CREW LEADER: Dude, pull your balls out of your purse, and do your job.
JOURNALIST: Okay, *that's* sexist as hell!
CREW LEADER: Yeah, it's sexist. And do you know what's standing out there? A Pulitzer! Now go get it!
JOURNALIST: Uh, um, uh... hello.
CELL: Hello, there! How may I help you?
JOURNALIST: W-well... M-Mr. Cell!
CELL: Oh, please now... don't be so formal! Call me "Perfect Cell".
JOURNALIST: Uh... okay. Perfect Cellâ
CELL: MISTER Perfect Cell!
JOURNALIST: M-M-Mr. Perfect Cell! Can you tell the audience where you are and who you came from? I-I-I meanâ
CELL: No, actually, an *apt* choice of words! As for the "where", this is the immaculate Cell Games Arena. As for "who", well... hmph. Let me weave you the tale of my origin. Though I must preface that it does drag on in places, so I'll try to minimize the filler.
[Whimsical music] PER. CELL:Now... our story begins as many stories often do: With a young girl shooting a little boy in the face.
GOKU: (Yawning)
KRILLIN: You, uh... okay, buddy? You look exhausted.
GOKU: Uh-huh... I didn't get a wink last night. Chi-Chi keeps trying to break my record of nine times. "Go for ten," she yells⊠"GO for TEN!"
KRILLIN: I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.
GOKU: Well, you know what they say: A Saiyan gets stronger every time he comes⊠(Yawn) ...back from the brink of death.
KRILLIN: Well, where is she now?
GOKU [o-s]: She's looking for something in the other room.
CHI-CHI: 'Come on, I know we had another bottle of it somewhere around here.'
CHI-CHI (Mentally): 'I will use canola oil if I haveâ'
GHOST: Boo! {THUD}
CHI-CHI: Ow! Damn ghosts!
KRILLIN: So why don't you just⊠...I don't know, "strategically withdraw"?
GOKU: No can do. She said she needs ALL of it.
KRILLIN: I MEANT, just disappear for a little bit to recharge your⊠..."batteries".
GOKU: Well, it is strategy⊠...but we can't use the back door. Chi-Chi says I'm not allowed to anymore.
[Scene shifts to The Lookout]
KAMI: 'You should talk to him.'
PICCOLO (Mentally): 'What? Why would I?'
NAIL: 'Because you could *both* use more friends.'
PICCOLO (Mentally): 'I am TERRIBLE at small talk.'
KAMI: 'And you're never going to get better unless you try. Now, go on...'
PICCOLO: So... uh...
TRUNKS: Huh?
PICCOLO: ...do you hate your dad?
TRUNKS: Uhh...
KAMI: '*Wow*. You were not wrong.'
PICCOLO (Mentally): 'SEE?!'
TRUNKS: Ehh, you know, I wouldn't say I hate him. I guess I'm mostly just disappointed. He's the single most frustrating man I've ever met. Heh... but you know dads, right?
PICCOLO: Goku killed mine.
TRUNKS: Oh... geez, uh⊠S-sorry, Iâ
NAIL: 'Oh, perfect! He's just as bad as you are.'
{POP}
GOKU: Please tell me nobody here wants a piece of me.
TRUNKS: Uhh, well, when Dad's out of the Chamber, he'll probably want a swing at you.
GOKU: I *knew it*!
GOHAN: Why did you bring us both along?
GOKU: Because if your mother questioned you, you'd *talk*.
GOHAN: Yeah, I would...
KRILLIN: So, Piccolo! How's the Time Chamber?
PICCOLO: I don't want to talk about it.
KRILLIN: Yeaaaah, probably not going to bother going in myself. At this point, either you guys can beat Cell or you can't. No use risking my life without the reset button on hand.
GOHAN: Wow... I hadn't even thought about that. We live in a world without Dragon Balls now!
TRUNKS [sarcastic]: Oh, yeah. That sounds terrible... I'm so sorry.
GOHAN: It's alright. We'll manage.
TRUNKS: ...I can't be mad at you.
GOKU: I don't get it. Why can't *you* just make us some new Dragon Balls, Piccolo?
PICCOLO: Because, Goku, I'm from the warrior clan. *Kami* was from the dragon clan. One punches people; the other makes Dragon Balls.
GOHAN: Wait, but you two come from the same persâ
PICCOLO: *So*, if you want Dragon Balls, you need another Namekian.
GOHAN [o-s]: ...uh, oh...
PICCOLO: *So*, if you want Dragon Balls, you need another Namekian.
KRILLIN: What about New Namek? I bet there's a whole gaggle of Namekians who can make us a new set.
PICCOLO: We'd have to *find* New Namek first, and who knows where that is!
{POP}
PICCOLO: Also, "gaggle"?
KRILLIN: Well, what would you call them? A pod of Namekians? ...A pride?
PICCOLO: A cornucopia. What do you call a group of humans?
POPO: An infestation.
PICCOLO: Point is, without a Namekian from the dragon clan, we aren't getting any Dragon Ballâ
{POP} [High-pitched squealing from Dende as Goku appears with him on Earth]]
ALL: Huh?!
GOKU: Is this a dragon whatsit?
DENDE: WHERE AM I?! WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!
[Sultry jazz music begins as Dende spots Gohan]
DENDE: ...Hey.
[Scene shifts to Cell and the reporter]
CELL: And so it turns out...*he was an alien the whole time*!
JOURNALIST: *Whoa*! I did not see that coming!
CELL: Right?! So, two more Saiyans show up a year later...
JOURNALIST: Wait, what about Goku's brother?
CELL: Oh, he died. Anyway⊠Enter: Vegeta. Now⊠(Chuckle), strap yourself in for this cartoon character!
[Scene shifts to Bulma and Dr. Briefs in the lab with 16]
BULMA: Hey, Dad? Can you come take a look at this?
DR. BRIEFS: What is it, pumpkin? Find Gero's *porn stash*~?
BULMA: No! I mean...ugh, maybe? I found this hidden folder. It was completely inaccessible to him, and it's full of incomplete and corrupted files.
But there's one undamaged video here.
DR. BRIEFS: Well, then, open 'er up! Also, 5,000 Zeni says it's interracial.
BULMA: Ugh...
DR. BRIEFS [o-s]: Oh, *now* you find it gross!
[Silhouette of a large man appears in the video] ???: May 12th, 750... 4:30 PM. Red Ribbon HQ.
BULMA: Wait... why does that date sound familiar?
???: Hey, Dad. I, uh⊠I'm here at headquarters, getting everything put away. No bunkmate, so...room to myself...which is good for a guy my size. Heh... (sniff)
???: Well, uh⊠I just wanted to, you know... record something for you, since you and Uncle Frap are busy building robot guys and stuff. I know you're calling them "artificial humans" now, but⊠that name is way too long.
???:I mean, what about "cyborg"? Like, from that movie we saw? Hm. Well, uh... just wanted you to know that I...
miss you, Dad.
[Alarms blaring]
???:What theâ
SOLDIER [o-s]: Hey, get your ass moving!
SOLDIER [o-s]: Some *thing* is tearing its way through the compound!
KID GOKU [o-s]: Kaaa...
SOLDIER [o-s]: We've gotta go!
KID GOKU [o-s]: meee...
???: Uhh... okay,
KID GOKU [o-s]: haaa...
???: sorry about this, Dad.
KID GOKU [o-s]: meee...
???: Got to run. Love you.
KID GOKU [o-s]: HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
???: Good luck with your cyborâ [Static and video ends]
BULMA: ...*Jesus*!
DR. BRIEFS: Yeah, that's a hell of a bomb to drop.
BULMA: Oh. That reminds me. I also found this.
DR. BRIEFS: Huh. At least Gero was consistent.
BULMA: By the way, you owe me 5,000 Zeni.
DR. BRIEFS [o-s]: Ah, daughter of a bastard!
[Scene shifts back to The Lookout]
PICCOLO [o-s]: ...And that's why we need you, Dende.
DENDE: Okay, let me just clarify what has happened: THAT assholeâ
GOKU [o-s]: Name's Goku!
DENDE: â*literally* kidnapped me from across the entire galaxy, with neither my knowledge or consent, just so you could make me mystic you up a new set of Dragon Balls! Because you are all a cavalcade of f***-ups. Did I miss anything?
PICCOLO: Well, we missed you.
DENDE: Good. No, great, that's great! And what do I get out of this? Going to make me your king?
KRILLIN: Well, can't do that; King's a dog. But we can make you God, though!
DENDE: The f***'s a god? I mean, what the f***'s a dog?! I mean, what the f***?!
POPO: As the creator of the Dragon Balls, you shall assume the throne of Kami, Guardian of this planet. Nobody is thankful, there are no days off, and no one ever visits.
DENDE: Ugh, sounds like being a parent⊠Fine. I graciously accept the position of your almighty God.
TRUNKS: So then you'll help us?
DENDE: No, bowlcut! I'm going to help Gohan. Speaking of whom... lovin' the new 'do, Gohan. Rockin' that blond.
GOHAN: Oh! Uh... thanks! Super Saiyan style, you know?
DENDE: De-hee-lightful. And, uh, have you been hitting the gym? 'Cause, uh⊠(Whistle)
PICCOLO [o-s]: Ow!
DENDE: That hurt me more than it hurt you.
PICCOLO: Okay, I'm all for awkward reunions, but we are on a timetable here. How long will it take to make a new Dragon?
DENDE: Uh, depends. Do you have the original sculpture around?
POPO: Here it is. We were using it as a paperweight. Which reminds me: We'll need to go over the contract later.
DENDE: Wow, that's your Dragon? Our Dragon would literally wear him like a scarf. Okay, before I get started: Any alterations?
PICCOLO: Can we get three wishes?
DENDE: Not if you want multi-res. I can give you two, though.
PICCOLO: Seems like an... awkward number.
DENDE: It's a magical wish-granting dragon, Nail! I don't make the rules! Now... let us begin.
KRILLIN [o-s]: Man, all this lore we're learning today, and we even get to see a new Dragon being made! This is going to be awesâ
DENDE: HEY, DRAGON, WAKE THE F*** UP! IT'S ALREADY PAST NOON! GET YOUR *LIFE* TOGETHER!
DENDE: By the way, two wishes means I had to nix immortality. Better that wayânobody pulling any more of that Freeza *shit*.
GOHAN: Huh. I wonder if that'll upset Vegeta. Wait... did you say he's still in the Chamber?
TRUNKS: Yeah; why?
GOHAN [o-s]: It's been three days!
POPO: Oh, I muted the time dilation in the Chamber. One day out here is now one day in there.
GOHAN: You can do that?! Why did you do that?!
POPO: Because f*** 'im.
DENDE: You really like screwin' with people, don't cha?
POPO: Mm.
POPO: Of course, his first mistake was going in alone.
PICCOLO: Why? Is that... bad?
[Scene shifts to Vegeta alone in the void]
VEGETA: They called me crazy⊠THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY for letting him achieve his perfect form! Well, guess what? I'm going to get out of here! I'M GOING TO BE SO MUCH STRONGER! *NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME*!! ESPECIALLY CELL! RIGHT, NAPPA?!
[Clunk]
VEGETA: How⊠HOW DARE YOU!?! *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHâ*!!! Showed him.
[Scene shifts to Cell and the reporter]
CELL: So after everything, he just starts *crying*!
JOURNALIST: Wow... like a *bitch*!
CELL: And that's what Freeza said! ...Before he killed him. But, sadly, Vegeta does come back.
JOURNALIST: Dragon Balls, right. By the way, does the fat green one come back? 'Cause he's funny.
CELL: (Scoffs) I wish!
[Scene shifts back to the main squad]
GOKU: Hey, Chi-Chi? Please don't be upset, butâ
CHI-CHI: What is it, sweetheart?
GOKU: I'm throwing in the towel. I am *tapped*. Like, boned dry. You know in those cartoons where the guy in the desert finds a faucet, and it just comes out like⊠(Exhales a dry-sounding puff) *That* is me. That is my balls. And speaking of balls, I need to go find a dragon's.
CHI-CHI: Oh, Goku darling, that's fine! I took a test this morning. I'm already pregnant!
GOKU: âŠ
GOKU: ...HOW?!
DR. BRIEFS: And so I told him, "Pull your pants up, man. I'm not that kind of doctor!"
{POP}
GOKU: Bulma! Sex makes babies!
[Baby Trunks acts adorably]
BULMA: ...I'm well aware.
GOKU: Also, I need the Dragon Radar.
BULMA: Tool cabinet in the back, third drawer.
GOKU: Awesome! Bee-tee-dubs, we have Dragon Balls again. Bye! {POP}
BULMA: Wait, we didn't have Dragon Balls?
{BZZZ}
{POP} GOKU: Oh, and Chi-Chi's pregnant.
BULMA: Oh my God, congratulations!
GOHAN: Okay, so Article Five says that atrocities can *and will* be committed in your name...but you can't do anything about it.
DENDE: Awesome. But, question: Do I have to answer all of these prayers?
GOHAN: Well, technically, you don't have to answer any of them.
DENDE: Oh, thank God! Or I guess I should start saying⊠me.
GOHAN: That does raise the question⊠Which do you prefer: "Kami", "God", or "Dende"?
DENDE: Oh Gohan, you can call me whatever you like.
POPO: Well, I'm going to call you Little Green.
DENDE: Your funeral.
POPO [Literally cracks a smile]: *I like you*.
KRILLIN: Don't feel bad, Mr. Popo. I'm his best friend, so that means only *I* can call him Little Green, right, Little Greeâ OOF!
DENDE: You will call me Dende! DENDE! SAY IT! Say my name!
KRILLIN: Dende! DENDE!
DENDE: No⊠*Super Kami Dende*.
[Scene shifts to Cell and the reporter]
CELL: So after I finished humiliating the entire Saiyan royal bloodline, I made my newsroom debut, delivered my immaculate address, and now... here we are. Any more questions?
JOURNALIST: Yeah, um⊠Were the parts about fake Namek and that Maron girl really necessary to the story?
CELL: It's called "world-building".
JOURNALIST: Right⊠Um, last question: *How* did you know about the parts you weren't there for?
CELL: Ah, that's a story for another time, I'm afraid. But for now, I must bid you adieu.
JOURNALIST: Oh. Well, thank you for your time, Perfect Cell.
[Energy blast] [Screams of indescribable anguish]
CELL: MISTER... Perfect Cell.
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