(Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, and Supreme Kai are all on Babidi's spaceship.)
GOHAN: So, What's with the M's on their heads?
SUPREME KAI: That is the mark of the Majin; if Babidi finds any evil in your heart, he can use it to control you, turning you into his puppet.
GOHAN: Wait. Any evil?
SUPREME KAI: Yes. Any evil. Even using your phone during a movie. Or leaving your shopping cart in a parking space.
GOKU: Oh, that's super evil. The cart return is like, right there.
BABIDI: (telepathically) Hello, can I speak with a Vegeta?
VEGETA: (thinking) Fuck are you?
BABIDI: (telepathically) Name's Babidi. Son of Bibidi.
VEGETA: (thinking) That's stupid.
(Cut to Babidi looking over his crystal ball.)
BABIDI: Right... Well, I'm here to make you a...
(cut back to the room Vegeta and the others are in.)
BABIDI: (telepathically) Proposition.
VEGETA: (thinking) I'm listening...
GOHAN: Hold on, what about tipping? Because some places actually pay their employees, but others don't.
SUPREME KAI: I mean, obviously then you tip at the places that don't.
GOKU: This is why I hunt my own food.
(Cut back to Babidi staring over his crystal ball)
BABIDI: Come on, Vegeta. I can see it deep in your soul...
(cut back to Vegeta.)
BABIDI: (telepathically) Let me give you what you want...
(cut back to Babidi)
BABIDI: All the power that you need...
(cut back to the room. Everything fades away and zooms in on Vegeta.)
BABIDI: (telepeathically) To defeat Goku.
VEGETA: (thinking) You know, the funny thing is... I know you're playing me...
(Vegeta begins screaming while holding his head.)
SUPREME KAI: Wait! No! Don't tell me that Vegeta has darkness in his heart!
GOKU: Oh. (laughing) Oh no.
(Vegeta turns Super Duper Saiyan as red sparks fire off around him. He stops screaming and looks up. An M on his forehead flashes red then turns black.)
[ALTERNATE ENDING]
(Vegeta looks up. An M on his forehead flashes red then turns black. Supreme Kai is in awe.)
GOKU: Uh, I'm sorry, what does the M stand for again?
VEGETA: Mine.
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