"Dr. Briefs Made This Episode In A Cave... WITHABOXOFSCRAPS!" is the third episode of Season 2 of Team Four Star's DragonBall Z Abridged and the thirteenth episode overall. It was first uploaded on YouTube on April 7, 2010.
Summary[]
"Hey Gohan, check it out! Blue grass!"
Kami's ship lands on Namek and Bulma, Gohan, and Krillin observing the oddly-colored landscape. Krillin tries to make a joke about bluegrass, but this is utterly lost on Gohan, whose popular culture knowledge is limited to peach farming. Bulma soon spots four DragonBalls, giving Krillin initial optimism. This lasts about five seconds as Bulma notices a Saiyan ship, Gohan senses Vegeta, and the DragonBalls start moving. At this, Krillin begins screaming non-stop.
Vegeta lands and gets annoyed by Krillin's screaming and senses Cui's arrival. Then he goes taking care of Cui. Eventually Krillin stops screaming, but quickly starts up again as two of Freeza's men arrive. They command him to stop by saying "In the name of Freeza we demand that you stop!" and to "Stay where you are, and we'll shoot you!" Krillin tries to question this, but Freeza's men ignore him and destroy the ship, much to the horror of Bulma.
"Damn man, you couldn't hit the broadside of a space barn!"
Whilst Freeza's men argue about who's hitting the broadside of what, Gohan and Krillin launch an attack and leave the two scouts "washed up", but Gohan doesn't laugh at Krillin's lame pun. Bulma laments their situation and hopes that at least on Namek she'll find a real man, as opposed to Yamcha. Suddenly, Bulma, Gohan and Krillin are forced to hide in a cave as Freeza and his men pass by. Krillin pee's himself after feeling their Ki and changes in the cave, which take 10 minutes, mostly because Krillin had to masturbate to get rid of the pent-up sexual tension from seeing Bulma in her underwear during their trip to Namek. He emerges with new-found confidence and decides to set off after the Dragon Balls with Gohan, telling Bulma to call Earth and request back-up. When Gohan and Krillin leave, Bulma hides in the cave and screams as it's "everywhere".
Master Roshi takes Bulma's call
Back on Earth, Master Roshi takes Bulma's call, asking her to speak up as he's not wearing pants. He quickly informs Goku of the situation, but Goku is powerless to help until he's healed. Yajirobe promptly shows up with some Senzu Beans, but Goku takes a while to realize what this means. He soon regains his health and changes into his fighting gear. Goku decides to visit Dr. Briefs in order to get a ship. This confuses Roshi slightly, but he wishes Goku good luck anyway. Goku leaps out of the window, but his flying Nimbus takes a while to show up and Goku ends up landing on the top of a car, setting off the alarm much to Roshi's dismay.
"Why are you telling me this? You never tell anyone this!!"
Vegeta faces Cui and informs him that Saiyans become much more powerful if they are injured in battle. Cui is confused as to why Vegeta would tell him about his defeat at the hands of "a low-level warrior, his half-breed son, a midget and an obese man with a sword", but never really finds out as he is killed almost instantly. It turns out that Vegeta was just using the encounter as therapy by blowing up Cui.
Elsewhere, Zarbon's scouter explodes and Dodoria deduces that Vegeta has taken out the Cui, also known as the "poor fish-faced bastard". Zarbon has trouble remembering which one Cui was, as many people had a grudge against Vegeta. The two are ordered by Freeza to pay more attention, as they are supposed to be leading an invasion of a Namekian village. The narrator introduces the new villains, and rightly guesses that Krillin and Gohan stand no chance whatsoever.
In the stinger, King Kai is shown training Piccolo, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Chiaotzu. Piccolo decides to meditate instead, and Yamcha is ordered to wash King Kai's car.
Cast[]
- Lanipator - Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo, Toilet
- Megami33 - Bulma
- LittleKuriboh - Freeza, Narrator
- MasakoX - Goku, Gohan, Master Roshi
- Antfish - Dodoria
- Hbi2k - Freeza Soldier 2
- Vegeta3986 - Cui, Yamcha
- KaiserNeko - Zarbon, King Kai, Freeza Soldier 1
Music[]
- Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu
- Daimao Appears - Kenji Yamamoto
- Pfeifer Bros. - Bitter Submunition
- Premonition of a Grand Adventure - Kenji Yamamoto
- I'm Too Sexy ('06 Version) - Right Said Fred
- Popeye - Spinach Theme
- Shock! - Kenji Yamamoto
- Desperate Situation - Kenji Yamamoto
Running Gags and Callbacks[]
- Krillin Owned Count 12: Krillin owns himself by making a lame one-liner.
- Yamcha is made fun of by Bulma, as well as King Kai.
- Goku's lack of intelligence is hinted at when he fails to realize he can heal himself with a Senzu Bean.
- Cui makes a joke about Vegeta's mother in response to the joke Vegeta made in last episode.
- Krillin finally relieves the sexual tension he had from being on the spaceship watching Bulma walk around in nothing but her underwear (as seen on the previous episode).
Cultural References[]
- The title is a reference to the 2008 Iron Man quote "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!"
- Yamcha washing King Kai's car is a reference to Karate Kid, though King Kai doesn't see it as training; more as he wants Yamcha to wash his car.
- When Roshi is on the telephone, I'm Too Sexy ('06 Version) by Right Said Fred is playing in the background.
- Roshi's line, "Kame House, where the beaches are fine and the bitches are finer," is a reference to Guns N' Roses song "Paradise City".
- Roshi's line, "Can you speak up? I'm not wearing pants," is a reference to season five episode "Bart Gets Famous" of The Simpsons.
- The Spinach Theme from Popeye plays when Goku is healed.
Trivia[]
- Official debut of Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria.
- This is Vegeta's first time referring to the Official Saiyan Handbook.
- This is the first time that LittleKuriboh voices two different characters: The Narrator and Freeza.
Episode Transcription (English)[]
[Disclaimer read by KaiserNeko]
NARRATOR: So, after seven hundred and thirty-one grueling galactic weeks of travel, or one month if you never watched “Men in Black", our... ahem... "heroes"... have finally arrived on Planet Namek, where the sky is green, the grass is blue, and it’s boring as s**t.
KRILLIN: Hey, Gohan, check it out! Blue grass. What do you think their favorite kind of music is? Huh? Huh?
GOHAN: R and... B?
KRILLIN: Huh... you’re really sheltered, aren’t you?
GOHAN: I had to read an entire book about peach farming on the way here. You tell me.
KRILLIN: Well… hey! We’re on Namek now! [To Bulma] Bulma, got the Dragon Radar?
{BEEP}
BULMA: RIght here! We’re already picking up four Dragon Balls!
KRILLIN: See? Now we just have to find them, wish our friends back, and head on home!
[Pod whooshing]
BULMA: Hey, Krillin... is that a Saiyan ship?
KRILLIN: Huh?
GOHAN: I think I sense Vegeta.
RILLIN: Huh?!
[Pod whooshing, repeated beeps]
BULMA: Oh, and now those four Dragon Balls are on the move.
KRILLIN: UuuWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH--!!
[♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]
[Dramatic music] [Krillin screaming continues in the background]]
VEGETA: Ahh, good to be back at 100% again. Augh, I just got here and this planet’s already annoying me.
[Pod whooshing]
VEGETA: Wait a minute, is that Cui’s pod? Well, I better go take care of this.
KRILLIN: --aaaaaaaaAAAAAAUHGH!! (Gasps for breath)
GOHAN: Ya done, Krillin?
KRILLIN: Yeah… I’m good.
SOLDIER 1: Hey! What’s that over there?
KRILLIN: WAAAAAAAA-
KRILLIN: -aaaaaaaaaaaaa- SOLDIER 2: In the name of Freeza, we demand that you stop!
KRILLIN: -AAAAaaaah--! uu, wait... haven’t I heard that name before?
S2: Alright, stay where you are and we’ll shoot you.
KRILLIN: Don’t you mean, “OR we’ll shoot you?”
S2: We know what we said!
{BLAM}
{BOO--
TOILET: SCHEIß!! ('shit')
--OOOM}
[Glass shatters]
KRILLIN: Huh... well, there goes our ship...
BULMA [off-screen]: *What the f**kin' hell*?!
S1: Damn, man. You couldn’t hit the broad side of a space barn.
S2: Yeah, well, that’s only because I’m too busy hitting the broad side of your mom--
GOHAN: Hah! {POW}
S2: Ow my face!
KRILLIN: Yah! {POW}
[Pinball ding]
[Falling whistle]
{SPLASH}
KRILLIN: Hah! Looks like they’re all… washed up! Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh… da da da dada oh…
BULMA [depressed]: I can’t believe this… We’re stranded on an alien planet… It’s like “Pitch Black”; only our Vin Diesel is a total bitch.
KRILLIN: It might be best if we get ourselves out of the open. Hey, look! A cave! See Bulma, isn’t this nice?
[Spooky cave noises]
KRILLIN: A nice dark, dank... cave?
CAVE: Rrrrroooooaarrr...
BULMA: Who knows? Maybe here I’ll finally meet a real man.
KRILLIN: What about Yamcha?
BULMA: A real man...
GOHAN: Hey, uh, Krillin... do you feel that?
KRILLIN: What, the need to pee? Well, they destroyed the toilet so I guess I’ll just use a bush or– OH MY GOD GET IN THE CAVE!
[Ki-based-flight-at-high-speed noises]
[Soldiers whooshing past]
GOHAN: Krillin! They have the Dragon Balls!
KRILLIN: Yes, Gohan, I noticed!
GOHAN: Did you feel their power levels? They were as strong as Vegeta!
KRILLIN: Yes, Gohan! I noticed!
GOHAN: But that one guy at the front; he was like a hundred Vegetas...!
KRILLIN: YES, GOHAN! I NOTICED!
On the bright side, I no longer have to pee anymore! Lemme go change in the cave…
♪♪
BULMA: Geez, took you long enough.
KRILLIN: We’re going after those Dragon Balls.
BULMA: Whoa, what?
KRILLIN: We may be outmatched, but we didn’t come this far just to give up!
BULMA: What the heck happened in that cave?
KRILLIN: Something I should’ve taken care of a month ago.
GOHAN: ...I don't get it.
KRILLIN: Come on, Gohan! Bulma, stay here and call Roshi back on Earth! We may need backup. Stay close, Gohan!
[Boing boing boing]
BULMA: Well, I guess I better set up camp, then. [Pause] OH GOD, IT’S EVERYWHERE!
["I'm Too Sexy" plays on the radio]
[Phone rings]
MASTER ROSHI: Kame House! Where the beaches are fine and the bitches are finer! Could you speak up? I’m not wearing pants. And not only is Vegeta on the planet, but apparently someone else is there, even stronger than *him*! So in short: s**t be whack, yo!
GOKU: Fo shizzle, Master Rizzle! But I can’t do anything until I’m fully healed, though! If only there were a way…
YAJIROBE: Hey there, I thought I’d just drop in with these magical Senzu Beans that heal all wounds and restore your stamina.
GOKU: ...If only there were a w--
MAS. ROSHI: Take the damn magical beans, Goku!
GOKU: Ooh! Sweet science-y magic!
[♪♪ Popeye Theme ♪♪]
GOKU: Naked time! Alright! ‘Kay guys, I’m goin’ to Bulma’s place! By the way, takin’ the beans.
MAS. ROSHI: Krillin?
GOKU: Krillin.
MAS. ROSHI: But… why Bulma’s?
GOKU: Well, I need a ship and Bulma’s dad’s a scientist.
MAS. ROSHI: ...I’m not even gonna *begin* to go into what is wrong with that. I just wish you good luck!
GOKU: Nimbus! Later, guys! Nimbus? Nimb--Ohgodohcrapohgeezoh– {Crash, car alarm} I’m okay…
[Nimbus noise]
GOKU: Oh… There he is.
{Alarm}
MAS. ROSHI: (Sigh)...
[Rapid Scouter beeps]
CUI: Hello there, Vegeta. Fancy meeting you here.
VEGETA: So you followed me? Sure took your sweet time.
CUI: Well, I could’ve gotten here sooner, but I stopped on my way to plow YOUR mother!
VEGETA: My mother's dead.
CUI: *I know*.
[Wind blows quietly]
VEGETA: You know, I’m having trouble remembering, Cui. What’s your power level?
CUI: HAH! You would forget! 18,000. Same as yours, Vegeta.
VEGETA: Funny that. See, I just read my Official Saiyan Handbook, and it says right here: “When a Saiyan is beaten to near death, their power level increases immensely.”
CUI: Well, I don’t see what that has to do with anything--
VEGETA: And while I was down on Earth, oh man... I got des*troyed*!
CUI: HA HA HA, you... what?
VEGETA: Yep… All by a low-level warrior, his half-breed son, a midget, and an obese man with a sword. I lost outright.
CUI: Why are you telling me this?! You'd never tell *anyone* this!
VEGETA: Easy. Because I know you’ll never tell anybody, Cui.
CUI: But-- but I hate you! Why would I– AAAAAAAGH!!!
VEGETA: God, I love therapy!
{POOF} ZARBON: Oh!
ZARBON: Oh my, I seem to have gone off prematurely.
DODORIA: Well, hell. Looks like Vegeta just took out Cui. Poor fish-faced bastard.
ZARBON: Wait, which one was Cui?
DODORIA: You remember. Purple guy, hated Vegeta.
ZARBON: Gonna have to be a little more specific.
DODORIA: Reproduced asexually.
ZARBON: Oh, him. Ew. You know, I wouldn’t have minded so much if he wasn’t all up in my face about it. I can only swallow so much.
FREEZA (o-s): Will you two pay attention? These innocent bumpkins won’t slaughter themselves.
ZARBON: Well, you might be able to find a way to make them.
FREEZA: Oooh, that’d be *fun*! Heeheeheeheeheehee!
NARRATOR: A new evil has revealed its face. Who are these mysterious enemies? And do Gohan and Krillin stand a chance? The answer to these questions will be revealed… right now!
NARRATOR: Zarbon - Dodoria -Freeza - And ohhh myyy, no.
KRILLIN: Wait, what--?
[♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫]
KING KAI: Alright, now that you have arrived on my planet we will begin your training. Tenshinhan, Chiaotzu; twenty laps around the planet. Piccolo?
PICCOLO: Go to hell, I’m meditating.
KING KAI: Keep doing that. Yamcha?
YAMCHA: What is it, King Kai? I’m ready for anything!
KING KAI: Wash my car.
YAMCHA: Oooh! Like in that movie! Wax on, or wax off!
KING KAI: Yeah, go "wax off".
This transcription was produced by Splendaaa/1plainicecreamcone by taking the original English Captions by PyroAvok and editing them slightly to have more clarity when read without video accompaniment. (If you edit this transcription, please leave this original credits segment <and add your own name, if you wish> so that my hours of effort aren't all for nothing! - thank you, Splendaaa)
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