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The fifth episode of Team Four Star's Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged was uploaded to the TFS website on October 15, 2015. A week later, on October 22, it was also uploaded to the YouTube channel.


"After seeing Tifa in a predicament, Cloud and Aerith follow her to find out what’s wrong. Wanna know what happens? Find out on FF7MA!"


Cloud and Aerith follow the carriage where Tifa was riding, and arrive at a guarded door. Cloud asks the guard about her, and he insinuates that Don Corneo, the owner of the mansion, will hold a private audition for girls and keep the ones he likes. Aerith does not get the implications and wants to join the audition.

A worried Cloud takes Aerith aside and explains that Corneo will give Tifa "the sex", so she must be rescued. They need a plan to infiltrate the girls-only mansion. Aerith proposes to go alone herself, but Cloud thinks such a naïve girl won't be safe in there. Cloud muses on dressing like a woman, and Aerith is delighted. She convinces Cloud by saying he will look prettier than Tifa as he rescues her.

Aerith takes Cloud to Giuseppe's to buy a dress. When Giuseppe finds out that this will be Cloud's first dress, he promises to make them a better one than all the ones he has in the shop. They leave him to make it while they gather more stuff.

Despite Aerith's insistence, the Drugs Salesman tells the pair that all he has left to sell are drugs. However, he can tell them that the Church of Brodin has bought a wig from him.

The buff guys from the Church will not lend the "Crown of Golden Locks" to anyone, so Aerith challenges them and volunteers Cloud, who is not amused. They agree to set Cloud against the champion Squaticles for a squats competition. Cloud is not on board, but the Church people learn that Cloud "is trying to turn into a woman", and they agree to just let Cloud borrow the wig, expressing their full support of Cloud's "lifestyle", to which he tries to explain the misunderstanding. Aerith asks them where to go for more "girly stuff".

The pair's journey takes them again to the Drugs Store, but the salesman still sells only drugs. He points them to the Gentleman's Club, so they head there, which Cloud excitedly assumes to be a brothel.



  • Written/Produced/Directed - Takahata101 & Antfish
  • Editor and Motion Graphics Artist - Lawrence “MasakoX” Simpson
  • Music Production – AinTunezCliff “AinTunez” Weinstein
  • Intro Music – TheLivingTombstone
  • Character Art – Stephan Krosecz