"Freeza Burn" is the nineteenth episode of Season 2 of Team Four Star's DragonBall Z Abridged and the twenty-ninth episode overall. It was first uploaded on YouTube on April 15, 2012. The disclaimer is read by Krillin, who is informed not to worry about the check, as it'll be sent to his next of kin, foreshadowing that he dies this episode.
Summary[]
"You were planning on using that on me, weren't you?!?"
Goku is getting pummeled by Freeza, who is now insanely powerful. Gohan says they should help Goku, in which leads Krillin to sarcastically agree with him. When Gohan asks if that's true, Krillin says F**K No. Goku is nearly about to drown as he gets picked up by Freeza and asks him what he's about to say. When Goku coughs on him, he kicks him in the stomach repeatedly.
"I've got his middle!"
Back on King Kai's planet, Yamcha complains how King Kai hasn't taught them anything, and how Piccolo managed to get away with just meditating all the time. He uses the word bogus, which Tenshinhan tries to ignore. Tenshinhan then says that Yamcha is jealous and the latter admits this. Suddenly, Recoome dives headlong into King Kai's planet and is pulled out by Jeice, Burter and Guldo. Tenshinhan is about to ask them a question, but a shocked Guldo throws a tree at them, only to land into King Kai’s house. Chiaotzu then thinks that they're queers, and while Tenshinhan says that it's rude, the Ginyu Force do their introductory poses, which prompts a shocked Tenshinhan to say that they shouldn't think less of them of it. At this point, King Kai, who was in the bathroom, comes outside, saying he has found a tree in his living room, asking what all the commotion is about. The Ginyu Force introduces themselves and state they're here to take over the planet in the name of Lord Freeza. King Kai laughs at this and tells the Z Fighters to take care of them, to which the Z Fighters reply that as it's his planet, King Kai should be the one to do it. Recoome scoffs at the idea of fighting King Kai, as he 'doesn't even come up to Recoome's kneecaps'. After the Giynu Force insults King Kai, the latter says that they can all go to Hell, although Recoome smugly asks who’s going to make him. In Hell, Goz is singing a song, and is interrupted when he hears the Ginyu Force arrive, and says to Mez that they have visitors, and to 'prepare the camps'.
Back on Namek, Goku says that Freeza must be stopped, because he is evil. Freeza then dares God to strike him down where he stands. When that happens, he is not impressed by what that 'jackass' did. Goku then raises his hands and is somewhat confusing, and annoying, Freeza. Freeza asks if he once caught a fish that big, where Goku lies that he is stretching. Piccolo is also confused on what Goku is doing and then Krillin is screaming that he is using the Spirit Bomb. When Freeza asks what that was all about, Goku responds that he means ghosts, as in spirits. Freeza calls Goku stupid but while the latter argues that he's rhetorical, Freeza thinks he's using words he heard randomly to sound smarter, to which Goku replies that he is acting transcendent, which manages to annoy Freeza even more. The others are looking at the giant Spirit Bomb and Krillin makes a comment about how big it is and how it will kill Freeza for sure, causing Piccolo to hit him. Freeza is then again beating up Goku and he's throwing up his hands like he just doesn’t care. Goku wants to play 20 questions again and Freeza is asking him if he's about to die, reminding him not to lie. Then, Freeza sees the spirit bomb and asks what it is. He also asks if it's going to be used on him, in which Goku is forced to say yes.
Freeza is trying to block the Spirit Bomb.
Before Freeza can finish Goku off, Piccolo steps in to buy Goku more time, taking a severe beating in the process. Freeza announces that he is going to blow up the planet, but Goku has completed charging up, and launches the Spirit Bomb. Freeza somehow forgot about the Spirit Bomb, gets hit by the attack and appears to have died, leading the four remaining fighters to make puns at his expense. However, a look of horror from Krillin confirms that Freeza is "by the way, not dead. K thanks, DIE". Piccolo is badly wounded by a Death Beam, much to Gohan's dismay, and Freeza declares that Krillin is next. When Krillin asks why, Freeza responds "Remember my tail?" Krillin claims it was a joke, but Freeza is unimpressed, and a screaming Krillin is blown to bits, leaving the Owned Counter to do its thing.
Called it!
In the stinger, Mr. Popo says "Called it!", revealing he was right to foreshadow Krillin's death in Looks Like The Z-Warriors Are Blasting Off Again!.
Cast[]
- MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
- LittleKuriboh - Freeza
- KaiserNeko - King Kai, Burter
- Megami33 - Chiaotzu
- Takahata101 - Guldo
- Lanipator - Piccolo, Krillin, Goz, Mr. Popo
- Ganxingba - Recoome, Jeice, Tenshinhan
- Faulerro - Yamcha
Featuring[]
- Neil Patrick Harris as The Spirit Bomb
Music[]
- Hironobu Kageyama - Cha-La Head-Cha-La
- Kenji Yamamoto - An Unfamiliar Menace
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Akai Ribbon
- You Yamazaki - Sanjou!! Ginyu Tokusentai!!
- Kenji Yamamoto - Desperate Situation
- Kenji Yamamoto - The Gods' Bolero
- Tyler Bates - The Hot Gates from 300
- Kenji Yamamoto - At the Battle's End
- Shunsuke Kikuchi - Majin-Jo no Nemuri Hime
Running Gags[]
- Krillin Owned Count 28: Krillin gets blown up by Freeza as payback for cutting off his tail with the Kienzan.
- Freeza continues to be aggravated by Goku's stupidity.
- Goku mentally sings the "Mahna Mahna" song while charging the Spirit Bomb as Piccolo is beaten into a bloody pulp, an inverse of what happened back in episode 2 while Goku was trying to buy time for Piccolo to charge the Makankosappo to use against Raditz.
- The Spirit Bomb is USELESS AGAIN.
Trivia[]
- Mr. Popo was right about Krillin's death.
- The episode ended without Goku turning Super Saiyan, unlike the original.
- Faulerro makes his second appearance, this time as the new voice of Yamcha.
- This is the first time since Christmas Tree of Might that Yamcha has spoken.
- King Kai sent the other members of the Ginyu Force into Hell instead of the dead Z warriors, where they are met by Goz, who makes his first appearance since Snakeway to Heaven. Goz ominously calls for Mez to "prepare the camps" after the four are knocked into Hell. While this may have seemed like a Nazi joke at the time, it was recontextualized in the third episode of HFIL: Home for Infinite Losers, where a photo shows off Hell's residents as literally living in tents on a camping ground before the Ginyu Force rebuilt it into a Cul-de-sac neighborhood.
- Since Captain Ginyu was killed by Vegeta in the original series, he doesn't appear on King Kai's Planet with the other Ginyu Force Members. Due to no footage existing, Ginyu does not appear with the rest of the Ginyu Force on King Kai's planet. King Kai could have simply not summoned Ginyu to his planet. Another reason could be that because Ginyu died in the body of a Namekian frog, he might've traveled to Otherworld as a frog, so King Kai summoning him to the planet would not make sense.
- This is later shown to be true in HFIL: Home for Infinite Losers, showing that Ginyu and the frog he body-swaped with, still have the others' respective physical forms within the afterlife. It's unknown how the Namekian Frog (in Ginyu's body) died, either being killed in Namek's explosion or had been transported to Earth by Dende's wish to Poruguna and still died from succumbing to Ginyu's self-inflicted wound and the beating he recieved from Vegeta prior to to his final body-swap.
- During the scene where Goku was charging up the Spirit Bomb, he told Piccolo it would take 5 minutes to charge and considering how he (Piccolo) was beat up in only one before telling Piccolo that he'd get the idea, Piccolo asked if Goku just held a grudge. This is a reference to And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh..., where Piccolo said the exact same thing to Goku.
- The Episode name is referred to in this episode.
- Like the manga version of the scene, Freeza intentionally fired the Death Beam at Piccolo in contrast to the anime where he fires at Goku before Piccolo takes the bullet.
Errors[]
- There is a small animation error in this episode whenever Freeza speaks to Goku after knocking him into the water. For a moment when he's talking, his chin seems to overlap his arms due to the fact he originally does not speak whenever he crosses his arms.
- When Goku says "We could always play a game of 20 questions" 21 questions are asked throughout the rest of the episode. Albeit, this may not be on accident, as Krillin asked the 21st question, and died right after. This could be seen as him messing up the game, and dying.
Episode Transcription (English)[]
[Disclaimer read by Krillin, but screen stays on the disclaimer for longer than usual]
KRILLIN: Whew! Alright, how was that?
[Buzzer]
LANIPATOR: That was perfect, Krillin. Uh, don't worry about your check; we'll send it to your next-of-kin.
KRILLIN: ...What?
[Screen changes away from Disclaimer screen]
GOHAN: That last attack drained all of his energy. We gotta help him!
KRILLIN: You're right, Gohan. It's time to get in there and throw down!
GOHAN: Really, Krillin?
KRILLIN: Ha ha! F**k no!
[ ♫ INTRO MUSIC PLAYS ♫]
GOKU: (Gurgling underwater) (Coughing)
FREEZA: Now what do you have to say for yourself, monkey?
GOKU: (Coughs) Ah! Ooh! Gah! Guh! Oh! Sunofa--!
YAMCHA: You know what? This is totally bogus.
TENSHINHAN: I'm going to do my best to ignore that you just used the word "bogus".
YAMCHA: King Kai hasn't taught us *crap* since we got here. And what's worse - Piccolo didn't even have to train with us. He just sat and meditated all the time.
TENSHINHAN: You're just jealous.
YAMCHA: No I'm no--! Okay a little.
RECOOME [off-screen, distant]: RECOOOOOOMMEE...
CHIAOTZU: Hey, do you guys hear that?
RECOOME: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE!
RECOOME [muffled]: Hello!
BOJACK [muffled]: Yargh!
BURTER: I've got his left leg!
JEICE: I've got his right!
GULDO: I've got his middle!
RECOOME: Hey. What's up?
TENSHINHAN: Ssso, are you guys--?
GULDO: We'reunderattack!
BURTER: Whoa, a little quick to the trigger there, ace.
GULDO: Sorry, I kind of lost my head there after I... lost my head.
KING KAI: Hey, I was just inside, takin' a crap. I'm old, it takes me a while. I come out, and there's a tree in my living room. What's up?
YAMCHA: We were just standing around and talking about your awesome traIning, and then these guys showed up.
CHIAOTZU: Look like a bunch of queers.
TENSHINHAN: Chiaotzu! We don't even know them. You shouldn't make such rash judgements abou--
GINYU FORCE: ♪ TOKUSENTAI! ♪
TENSHINHAN: ...well, we shouldn't think less of them for it.
JEICE: G'day, mates! How ya goin'? We're here to take control of your planet in the name of Lord Freeza! Sorry about that.
KING KAI: Ha, ha ha! Ah yeah, good luck with that. Alright guys, show 'em who's boss.
TENSHINHAN: That'd be you.
YAMCHA: Yep, all you man!
CHIAOTZU: You're the boss!
KING KAI: WHAT?!
RECOOME: What? Recoome has to fight *this*? He doesn't even come up to Recoome's knee caps!
JEICE: Prolly can't even 'andle a gut full o' piss!
BURTER: I'll bet you can't even run a mile!
GULDO: YOU'RE *BLUE*!
KING KAI: Yeah, all of you can just go straight to Hell.
RECOOME: Oh yeah? And who's gonna make Recoome?
[Singing in German]
GOZ: Meeez! We have visitoooors! [Menacing] Prepare ze camps!
KING KAI: Well, that takes care of that. Hm, that reminds me - wonder how Goku's doing. That's about right.
GOKU: No... I... can't lose. I have to beat you. You're evil, and you have to be stopped.
FREEZA: Oh, come now. If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand!
[Lightning strike] FREEZA: Ha! Nice try, jackass. Next time, give it your A-game! Anyway, back to f– ...What are you doing?
GOKU (Mentally): 'Have to use the Spirit Bomb. It's my only chance!'
FREEZA: Seriously, what... what is this all about? A-are you trying to tell me you once caught a fish that big?
GOKU: I'm just... stretchin'.
FREEZA [skeptical]: In the middle of a fight...
GOKU: Yes.
GOKU (Mentally): 'I have only one chance... but this planet barely has enough energy left as it is… Wait! I'll just draw from the surrounding planets!'
PICCOLO: What's going on? He's just standing there with his hands up.
KRILLIN (Mentally): 'Wait a second...'
KRILLIN: HE'S USING THE [distant] SPIRIT BOMB!
FREEZA: The Spirit-what's-it-now?
GOKU (Mentally): 'Aw, no...'
PICCOLO: Would you stop screami--?
KRILLIN: THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN [distant] KILL FREEZA!
PICCOLO [o-s, distant]: SHUT UP!
KRILLIN [o-s, distant]: Too scared!
PICCOLO [o-s, distant]: Dammit!
FREEZA: What is that fool yammering on about?
GOKU: He's talking about... ghosts.
FREEZA [unconvinced]: "Ghosts".
GOKU: Yeah, you know... spirits... ghosts...
FREEZA: What do ghosts have to do with this?
GOKU: Everything.
FREEZA: That's stupid! You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!
GOKU: Ooor... maybe I'm just being rhetorical.
FREEZA: *No*! No, you're *not*! God, it's like you just use words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter.
GOKU: Huh! Well, now you're just acting transcendent.
FREEZA: HRRR!
GOKU: AAAAGH!
KRILLIN: Oh no! If Goku can't focus on the Spirit Bomb, he doesn't stand a chance!
PICCOLO: I think the issue is *less* about him focusing, and more about *staying alive*.
KRILLIN: I don't get it though, where's the ba– a-a-aaaa-HOLY BALLS!
GOHAN: Wow! Is that... the Spirit Bomb?
PICCOLO: It's massive!
KRILLIN: OH, MY GOD! THAT THING'S GIGANTIC! IT'S GONNA KILL FREEZA FOR SU--!
PICCOLO: SHUT UP! KRILLIN: OH, MY GOD! THAT THING'S GIGANTIC! IT'S GONNA KILL FREEZA FOR SU--!
{SMACK} KRILLIN: AH A-HA!
FREEZA: HEEEYA!
GOKU: AH!
FREEZA: There you are again! Throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care. [Pause, and then angrily] CARE, DAMMIT
GOKU: AAAAGH!
PICCOLO: Dammit, this is bad...!
GOHAN: Dad!
GOKU: (Breathing hard)
FREEZA: I believe I'm done. As entertaining a punching bag you make, I find there is no more enjoyment to be found here.
GOKU: Wait! We could always play a game of 20 Questions.
FREEZA: Alright, then. First question: Are you about to die?
GOKU: No.
FREEZA: Uh-uh-uh. *No lying.*
GOKU: Damn!
FREEZA: Say goodbye, monkey– aahauhh! Wh-what... what is that glare? That's not a sun. I-It's not a moon and it's certainly not a space station-- What is that? What... is... that-- WHAT IS THAT?!
GOKU: Are we still playing 20 Questions?
FREEZA: You were planning on using that on me, weren't you?!
GOKU: Yeah...
FREEZA: I don't know where you got that much power from, but it doesn't really matter now, does it?
GOKU: Errh! IYAGH! Aw, nuts...!
FREEZA: Looks like that whole "Super Saiyan" thing didn't pan out after all.
GOKU: IYUHH!
FREEZA: When you see Vegeta, tell him I said, "Like a bitch." [Freeza gets punched] What th-- FUUUUUUUUUU...?! {BOOM}
GOKU: Piccolo? What are you doing here-?
PICCOLO: No talk time. Plan now!
GOKU: Well, I still got the Spirit Bomb, but I need both arms to charge it. You'll have to distract him while I gather energy.
PICCOLO: Well, that's not so ba–
GOKU: For five minutes. And, considering how bad he was kicking my butt… eh, I'm sure you can handle it.
PICCOLO [shocked]: Did... you just hold a grudge??
FREEZA: AND I JUST KEEP GETTING REMINDED OF MY FAILURES!
PICCOLO: You mean your failure at killing me, or just in general?
FREEZA: EURGGH!
PICCOLO: (Various grunts of pain)
GOKU (Mentally): ♪ 'Mahna Mahna, do do-do do' ♪
PICCOLO: (Various grunts of pain)
GOKU (Mentally): ♪ 'Mahna Mahna, do do de-de-de' ♪
PICCOLO: Ah, no, no, no, no...
GOKU (Mentally): ♪ 'De-de-de, de-de-de, de-do-do' ♪
PICCOLO: ah-- oh God, my glubok!
GOKU (Mentally): ♪ 'I'ma chargin’ my attack...' ♪
PICCOLO: ARGH-YEGH!
FREEZA: You know, I think I have an insta-fix for this situation. I'm going to blow you and this whole miserable planet to *nothing*! ISN'T THAT FUN?! (Unhinged laughter)
PICCOLO: G...Goku, just throw the damn thing!
GOKU: Can't. Not done yet.
PICCOLO: What? How?!
GOKU: It's only been 4 minutes and 58– {DING} Done!
FREEZA: Wha? Oh... somehow I *completely* forgot about that.
SPIRIT BOMB: OMNOMNOM!
FREEZA: Oh my God! (Grunting in vain)
FREEZA (Mentally): 'If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake… it's that I'm dying.'
FREEZA: TIAAAAAAHHHHHH...!!
KRILLIN: (Coughing)
GOHAN: Krillin! You're okay!
KRILLIN: I think I swallowed a trout! So... Gohan... think he's dead?
GOHAN: Krillin, right now I'm more worried about my Dad.
KRILLIN: Who do you think I was talking about?
GOHAN: (Gasp)... Krillin, look!
PICCOLO (Mentally): (Grunt)... 'Alright, come on, you heavy bastard...! No, no one actually help me, that would a little too much...!'
GOKU: (Gasps for air, then breathes regularly)
GOHAN: They're both alive!
KRILLIN: Nnneat!
GOKU: Grandpa... I don't want any more baths today... I'm clean now...
GOHAN: Dad!
GOKU: Hey, Gohan!
GOHAN: (Joyful, relieved laughter)
KRILLIN: You know, I gotta admit - after what happened with Vegeta, I was pretty sure the Spirit Bomb was gonna be a dud.
GOHAN: But we showed him what for.
GOKU: Yeah. You could say he suffered a bad case of… Freezer burn.
ALL: (Laughing)
KRILLIN: (Horrified gasp)
FREEZA: By the way...not dead. K-thx-DIE!
PICCOLO: BLEUGH-CK! Fffffff**k... you...
[Dramatic, mournful music]
GOHAN: No... *no*... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[Music cuts-off]
KRILLIN: Whoa, for a moment there I thought that was gonna be me.
FREEZA: Oh ho ho... you're next.
KRILLIN: Wait, what did I do to you?!
FREEZA: Remember my TAIL?!
KRILLIN: Can't you take a joke? WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WA--! {BOOOOM}
{DING}
[ ♫ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS ♫ ]
MR. POPO: Called it.
This initial transcription was produced by Splendaaa/1plainicecreamcone by taking the original English Captions by (ANONYMOUS) and editing them slightly to have more clarity when read without video accompaniment. (If you edit this transcription, please leave this original credits segment <and add your own name, if you wish> so that my hours of effort aren't all for nothing! - thank you, Splendaaa)
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