(On the lookout, Dende meets Videl.)
DENDE: So, you're new! I'm God, you can call me Dende. SKD if you're feelin' spicy. Welcome to mi casa.
VIDEL: Oh, um... I'm Videl. Daughter of Mr. Satan.
DENDE: A ha ha! The Devil in God's house, gotta love it!
VIDEL: Haha, yeah. Uh, I'm actually a friend of Gohan's.
DENDE: Oh! Oh you're- you're Gohan's friend. A friend who just... happens to be a girl. a girl friend if you would, ha ha. With your nice long... human legs and, uh... normal colored skin.
VIDEL: W-well, I mean, I wouldn't say 'normal'. That's got a lot of uncomfortable implications.
DENDE: Y'know, speaking of, have you met Mr. Popo?
(Dende moves to the side to reveal the lord himself.)
MR. POPO: Hi.
VIDEL: Oh my God! Are you allowed!?
[ALTERNATE ENDING]
DENDE: Y'know, speaking of, have you met Mr. Popo?
(Dende moves to the side to reveal the lord himself.)
MR. POPO: Hi.
VIDEL: Oh my God! Are you allowed!?
MR. POPO: Hahahahahaha! Oh, I like this one.
DENDE: Oh my God, just steal all my men, why don't you?
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