(On the planet of the Kais, Goku and Vegeta come face-to-face with Kid Buu, as Kibito Kai and Old Kai stand nearby.)
GOKU: Uh, so, he's definitely still stronger than the both of us, right?
BUU: (pounding his chest) Oogh!
VEGETA: And almost as dumb.
GOKU: Got any ideas?
VEGETA: Well, your oldest brat's still stronger so where's he?
GOKU: On Earth. So... dead.
VEGETA: Wh- (grabbing Goku by the collar) THEN WHO DID YOU GRAB!?
(Mr. Satan and Dende are nearby.)
MR. SATAN & DENDE: Hey.
VEGETA: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, KAKAROT!?
GOKU: I had to grab Dende! Come on.
VEGETA: The magic man I get, (pointing at Mr. Satan) but why that oaf?
MR. SATAN: You know, I can hear you.
VEGETA: I hope you can.
GOKU: Look, I panicked and I grabbed the DragonBalls, okay?
DENDE: Oh, so that's how you see me.
BUU: (still rapidly pounding his chest) OOGH!
VEGETA: Well, great, we have DragonBalls. Now we just have to live long enough to use them.
GOKU: Oh, come on, I'm sure we'll be-
(Goku screams as Buu grabs him with his antenna and swings him around in circles.)
MR. SATAN: I see you for more than your balls.
DENDE: (in tears) Your daughter's a man-stealing whore!
MR. SATAN: ...Just like her mother.
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