(Dragon ShortZ intro. Cut to Chi-Chi's POV giving birth to Goten. Gohan runs into frame)
GOHAN: Okay, I have some warm water, a bunch of clean towels, a blanket, and Piccolo's on his way with the Senzu Beans. I've tried calling some other people, but nobody's picking up because it's-
(There is a knock on the door)
GOHAN: Oh, thank goodness. I'll be right back.
(Gohan leaves frame. The door can be heard opening and Piccolo is heard from off-screen)
PICCOLO: Alright, here you go, Gohan.
GOHAN: You're a lifesaver, Mr. Piccolo. I looked up a bunch of YouTube videos on this and I learned nothing.
(Gohan and Piccolo walk into frame while talking)
PICCOLO: Honestly, I just wanted to see this for myself. I hear there's no egg involved which, I mean, what do you even sit on for the-What the hell is that?
GOHAN: That's a vagina, Mr. Piccolo.
(Piccolo stands in front of Gohan in the same manner he did in The Set Up)
PICCOLO: Gohan, it's preparing an attack. Get behind me!
GOHAN: That's my brother's head!
(Piccolo's face drops)
PICCOLO: Super Kami Dende, I can't do this.
(Piccolo walks out of frame)
GOHAN: What?!
PICCOLO: I can't do this. I cannot do this!
GOHAN: How can you not handle this? You died for me.
PICCOLO: And I would again!
(Sound of Piccolo flying away)
GOHAN: You coward!
(Chi-Chi screams in pain)
GOHAN: Oh gosh. I'm here mom. Don't worry, I promise I'll-Oh my lord, how is there this much hair? And why is it already so spiky?
(The door opens. Yamcha walks in)
YAMCHA: Hey guys, I heard needed some help. I was nearby, and-
CHI-CHI: GET! OUT!
YAMCHA: Okay. Wolf Fang Bye.
(Yahmcha leaves)
GOHAN: Can you please not send away the help.
CHI-CHI: I... didn't.
GOHAN: Huh.
(The door opens. Bulma walks in)
BULMA: Gohan! Chi-Chi! I got your voicemail. Congratulations! Oh! Where is the little miracle?
(Bulma notices and throws her phone in shock)
BULMA: (gasp) No, you meant she's still. (gasp) Oh. Wow.
VEGETA: Alright, where's Kakarot's second spaw-Oh, good lord, what the hell is it doing? Why is it so spiky? And... Why is it covered in jelly?
BULMA: That's placenta, you idiot. Don't you remember when I had... Wait. You don't remember BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!
VEGETA: Yeah, cause I was training in space.
BULMA: Oh my god, you are a bad father and a terrible partner.
VEGETA: Why does everybody keep saying that?
GOHAN: Both of you, shut up! Mom, I can see the shoulders. You're almost there. Just push. Puush. Puuuuush.
(Chi-Chi's vagina begins charging a Kamehameha)
GOHAN: Uh, maybe not that hard.
VEGETA: Everybody down!
(Cut to outside Goku's house. Chi-Chi screams and the Kamehameha fires, launching Goten across the way. Goten giggles)
(Cut back inside with Chi-Chi and Gohan looking adoringly over Goten.)
CHI-CHI: Oh, my sweet little Christmas angel. Goten...
(Cut to a shot of Goten)
GOHAN: Wow, he... He looks like a little dad.
(Cut to heaven where Goku is looking at his family through a crystal ball.)
GOKU: Huh. He does look like a little me.
(A picture of Chi-Chi holding Goten with Gohan, Piccolo, Bulma, and Vegeta standing around them. Yamcha is looking in through the window)
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