(On the Planet of the Kais, Goku prepares a Spirit Bomb for Kid Buu)
GOKU: Guys! I need more energy! Someone talk to 'em, I'm busy bombin'!
VEGETA: Yeah, yeah, I've got it.
(Cut to King Kai in Heaven.)
KING KAI: (sarcastically) Oh, okay...
VEGETA: People of Earth... WHAT THE FUCK!?
(Cut to Earth where people are looking to the sky.)
VEGETA: (telepatchically) Put down your trash food, turn off your shit television, and get on with it!
(Cut back to the Planet of the Kais.)
VEGETA: MATTER FOR ONCE IN YOUR MEANINGLESS! LITTLE! INSIGNIFCANT! WORTHLESS HUMAN LIVES!
(Cut back to Earth)
MAN 1: You know what? Screw this, I'm taking my energy back.
MAN 2: Yeah! Fuck this guy.
(Cut back to the Planet of the Kais. The Spirit Bomb gets smaller.)
GOKU: Vegeta, stop Vegeta-ing! You're making it worse!
VEGETA: Don't you verb me!
MR. SATAN Stop! You're doin' it all wrong. Let me take a swing at this.
VEGETA: You think you can give a better speech than royalty?
MR. SATAN: Puh-lease! I've been conning these suckers for years! Oh wait, they didn't hear that, did they?
KING KAI: (telepatchically) (sigh) No.
MR. SATAN: Good. Gotta keep that gas lit.
KING KAI: (telepathically) Alright, mic's hot.
MR. SATAN: Ahem. PEOPLE OF EARTH!
MAN 1: (telepathically) Wait, is that Mr. Satan!?
WOMAN 1: (telepathically) We love you Satan!
(Cut to Earth. All the Earthlings have their hands in the air.)
EARHTLINGS: Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
(The energy begins to make its way to the Planet of the Kais. Cut to Vegeta with his arm around Mr. Satan.)
VEGETA: I swear to God, I'd let that planet burn if it wasn't where I kept all my stuff.
MR. SATAN: What about your wife and kid?
VEGETA: I said my stuff!
GOKU: Hey! Problem! It's still not enough!
(Cut to Dende, Kibito Kai, and Old Kai watching on a crystal ball.)
DENDE: (thinking) Hey, you should probably... y'know.
(Cut to the Lookout, where Mr. Popo stands.)
MR. POPO: Oh, alright. But only one hand.
(Cut back to the Planet of the Kais where the Spirit Bomb suddenly becomes enormous.)
GOKU: Holy shit!
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