(A bewildered Trunks is seen as his father approaches him and stretching out his arm for a hug.)
VEGETA: Trunks... I am going to hug you for the first time ever.
(He and Trunks embrace as an equally confused Goten watches.)
TRUNKS: (muffled) Oh! Cool.
VEGETA: (after a short while) Hug complete. (Trunks grunts as he's karate chopped on the neck, knocking him out of his Super Saiyan form and rendering him unconscious.)
GOTEN: Is he gonna be okay? (he squeals as Vegeta punches him in the stomach, reverting him to base form and making him unconscious also.)
VEGETA: I'm a way better dad than Kakarrot...
(Cut to Piccolo approaching Vegeta.)
VEGETA: Namekian! Take the Kaka-tot and my son away from here.
PICCOLO: Fine. I've got nothing better to do, and this is way above my pay grade.
(Majin Buu is seen emerging from a distant boulder and playfully walking toward the group.)
VEGETA: But before you go... tell me.
(Buu jumps from the boulder.)
VEGETA: Do you think I'll see Kakarrot when I die?
PICCOLO: What, like in Heaven? Because... (cracking a laugh) no...?
VEGETA: Okay, fuck you! But... fair.
(As Buu finishes approaching them, Piccolo flies off with the unconscious Goten and Trunks.)
MAJIN BUU: Wait! Buu not done playing with you!
VEGETA: Squinty-eyes on me, Bubble Yum!
MAJIN BUU: Huh?
VEGETA: We're playing my game now. First rule: You fucking DIE!
MAJIN BUU: (in a serious tone) Oh. (He menacingly opens his eyes.) Buu has played this game.
VEGETA: That regeneration shit got old six years ago, so I'm gonna take a page out of Kakarrot's book.
(Vegeta powers up.)
VEGETA: I'm gonna hit you REALLY HARD!! Hard enough to wipe every last bit of you from existence!
MAJIN BUU: (reflectively) Existence... Existence is but shallow question with no answer... (playfully) Buu make you chicken nuggies!!
VEGETA: (in his head) This is farewell... Bulma... Trunks... and even you... (referring to Goku) Best Buddy.
KRILLIN: VEGETA, NOOO!!
VEGETA: VEGETA... YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!! (Vegeta performs Final Explosion, expelling an immense amount of Ki in an outward area centered around him that destroys everything in its path, including Majin Buu.)
MAJIN BUU: (screams as he is completely eviscerated by Vegeta's Final Explosion)
VEGETA: (screams one final time as he releases the last of his energy, using up the last of his life force.)
(A full-screen shot of the Final Explosion is seen, followed by a cut to black.)
[Cut to title card: "ALTERNATE VERSION"]
(Cut to Piccolo approaching Vegeta.)
VEGETA: Namekian! Take the Kaka-tot and my son away from here.
PICCOLO: Fine. I've got nothing better to do, and this is way above my pay grade.
(Majin Buu is seen emerging from a distant boulder and playfully walking toward the group.)
VEGETA: But before you go... tell me.
(Buu jumps from the boulder.)
VEGETA: Do you think I'll see Kakarrot when I die?
PICCOLO: What, like in Heaven? Because... (cracking a laugh) no...?
VEGETA: Okay, f**k you! But... fair.
(Piccolo flies off with the unconscious Goten and Trunks.)
MAJIN BUU: Wait! Buu not done playing with you!
VEGETA: Squinty-eyes on me, Bubble Yum!
MAJIN BUU: Huh?
VEGETA: We're playing my game now. First rule: You f**king DIE!
MAJIN BUU: (in a serious tone) Oh. (He menacingly opens his eyes.) Buu has played this game.
VEGETA: That regeneration shit got old six years ago, so I'm gonna take a page out of Kakarrot's book.
(Vegeta powers up.)
VEGETA: I'm gonna hit you REALLY HARD!! Hard enough to wipe every last bit of you from existence!
MAJIN BUU: (reflectively) Existence... Existence is but shallow question with no answer... (playfully) Buu make you chicken nuggies!!
VEGETA: (in his head) This is farewell... Bulma... Trunks... and even you... (referring to Goku) Best Buddy.
(He suddenly frowns.) Nope, still hate it.
KRILLIN: VEGETA, NOOO!!
VEGETA: VEGETA... YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!! (Vegeta performs Final Explosion, expelling an immense amount of Ki in an outward area centered around him that destroys everything in its path, including Majin Buu.)
MAJIN BUU: (screams as he is completely eviscerated by Vegeta's Final Explosion)
VEGETA: (screams one final time as he releases the last of his energy, using up the last of his life force.)
(A full-screen shot of the Final Explosion is seen.)
NARRATOR: And so, the Narrator came back... to tell you that... Vegeta fucking died.
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